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[[Blood thing is because Dracula!Wesker bit her. Hamburger confusion is because they don't have hamburgers in the Greek pantheon.]]
Man, it's cold! I don't know how you guys do it! Why is it so cold, anyway? I was walking outside, and then it was really really cold (and all my flowers kept on freezing up, too! though I managed to get some patches of flowers! I hope they haven't all frozen up, though), so I went inside to grab this thing called a, I forgot, burgerham or something! And it tastes delicious, you guys should all go grab one! Even better than ambrosia, and that's hard to get!
[filter: private; difficult to hack; hackable to Wesker]
Except then I started craving some blood, too, and ... I could ignore it before, but now, it's hard to look at the humans without thinking of them as food. Mom says we're to protect the humans --
...
I don't know what's going on, and I don't know why this is happening and what's going on, who are you Alucard and why are you still here and walking around, and
I can't drink blood.
I can't.
I won't.
Man, it's cold! I don't know how you guys do it! Why is it so cold, anyway? I was walking outside, and then it was really really cold (and all my flowers kept on freezing up, too! though I managed to get some patches of flowers! I hope they haven't all frozen up, though), so I went inside to grab this thing called a, I forgot, burgerham or something! And it tastes delicious, you guys should all go grab one! Even better than ambrosia, and that's hard to get!
[filter: private; difficult to hack; hackable to Wesker]
Except then I started craving some blood, too, and ... I could ignore it before, but now, it's hard to look at the humans without thinking of them as food. Mom says we're to protect the humans --
...
I don't know what's going on, and I don't know why this is happening and what's going on, who are you Alucard and why are you still here and walking around, and
I can't drink blood.
I can't.
I won't.