Signs that you might be dating a mountie
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Signs that you might be dating a mountie
you find your self...
(1) talking to yourself ('Let it go Ray you DON'T want to know!') cause sometimes it's better not to ask.
(2) yelling at him when he's off doing something incredibly courageous and utterly stupid("Damn it benny get down from there! silly mountie you can't fly!
- LOl, cause he thinks he's super-mountie.-
(3) willing to ruin a perfectly good suit so he doesn't get him-self killed
"shit! another suit ruined, *grumbles* he's lucky I love him"
(4) worrying about his oral fixation
"what the..Benny take that out your mouth!"
of-course the up-side is all the naughty thoughts that it puts in your head, good for when you get him home *winks*.
(5) the increasing time you two spend in the closet..
" Damn, I just bruised my shin."
" oh, I'm sorry Ray. Here let me kiss it and make it better"
" eep! Benny my shin is alot lower than that."
"umm, sorry Ray did you say something?"
" *moan* Nope not at all..please continue."
Cause he's your mountie damn it!...lol and you should get hot sweaty sex out it. :D