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Jan 20, 2006 01:34

Its kinda cool actually, i was just commenting on my own lj and i had this flashback of middle school, 6th grade, i was the only person who i knew so i was all alone. Being alone, truly and utterly alone, and aqward was actually kinda cool. If i didnt have some awesome friends now, i think i could totally be a loner. I mean think of the solitude! ( Read more... )

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bandphoenix January 20 2006, 13:23:15 UTC
can't...resist...grammar...correction...

it's not "solidarity," it is "solitude." You used the wrong noun.
otehr than that you spelled "ellipses" correctly becuase you are speaking of more than one ;)

now time to answer those questions:

"Why do ppl make up those stupid online quizes? like they can actually tell you who you are or who you'll marry? as if!"

- Becuase they have no lives so they make quizzes

"Why do we (myself included) love taking the aforementioned quizzes?"

- Becuase humans have an insatiable curiosity towards such things. As for why you do it... that is a question for you to answer

"Why do we take 12 years of school followed by approximately 8 more years of school only to get to a job (or career) where inevitably we will end up repeating a pattern over and over until we die with brief intermissions of vacations and what have you."

- Because humans have not acheived a level of comprehension where we can justify our existence on terms other than these. Simply put, we view our lives as a matter of success in the world because we cannot forsee any other purpose for our existance!

"Why in gods name would any body ever eat frog legs??? i mean, if they taste like chicken, fucking eat chicken instead!"

- Becuase frog legs are french and for some reason people have a [foolish and ignorant] belief that all things french are "simply outstanding"; you know my opinion on the matter. Other than that I cannot comprehend why someone would not just eat something else.

"Why would Hansel and Gretel go into a house made of candy and cake and proceed to eat said house. Um, like how old is that candy, how many birds have shitted on the walls, is it self cleaning, and just the general eww factor of eating anything that was sitting on, essentially grass and dirt, for however long the witch lived there."

- Because Hansel and Gretel live in a fairy tale where such variables don't come into play. Therefore it does not matter how old the candy is, how many birds have shitted on the walls of it is self-cleaning. Eitehr that or Hansel and Gretel do not really care about the quality of their food or where it came from.

"What the fuck kind of mother lets her little girl go gallavanting about a woods to grandmothers house without some pepperspray, a cell phone, a loaded glock, and one of those electrifyer thingies."

- Again, it is another fairy tale. Though I can tell you now that cell phones probably don't exist in a world where wolves can talk. Plus, glocks look ugly and square which is why Red chose not to bring her mother's.

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