Mutual Masterbation
Ok so winter ball. OMG BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! 1st step: do my hair and makeup and get dressed (hair took two hours to put in and about 30 mins to fall out despite the numerous cans of hairspray) 2nd step josh and me drive to Ellen's house (ellen is a member of our party) 3rd step: everyone else shows up at ellen's including most parents (not mine, and only josh's mum showed up) 4th step: parents drink wine and eat cheese, teenagers wearing fancy clothes stand awkwardly in the corner and are snuck up on by yogi's dad trying to get candids. 5TH STEP: teenagers get put in poses, and are bombared by 20 or more different cameras...chaos insues for about 30 to 40 minutes 6th step: teenagers leave for dinner in car pools, parents stay and get drunk. 7th step: teenagers go to eat at resturant 8th step: teenagers are exiled to star bucks until a table is available. 9th: We feast and be merry 10th: We leave for the grand old winter ball 11th: we enter the ball and witness drunk teenagers 12th: we check our belongings and finally start dancing 13th: we are angered by the DJ playing bad not dancable songs. 14th: mutual masterbation aka dancing ensues 15th: we sweat 16th: We leave 17th: We seperate from our party and change out of the winter ball clothes 18th: we go to the afterparty and witness more inebriated teens 19th: we leave the after part above the influence 20th: Josh and I come to my house and eventually fall asleep
Now let me explain the term mutual masterbation. We have a new principle. After the dance preceding winter ball she had a chat with leadership (who organisez student body functions). She says she was not please with the music that was playing, and was not pleased with the dancing which she deemed "mutual masterbation. " Thus; the DJ at winter ball played crappy music to discourage mututal masterbation (which still heavily ensued dispite the efforts to stop it)
Adults must understand that horny teenagers are not under their control. Sex will happen. It can not be stopped.
Now let me explain the term mutual masterbation. We have a new principle. After the dance preceding winter ball she had a chat with leadership (who organisez student body functions). She says she was not please with the music that was playing, and was not pleased with the dancing which she deemed "mutual masterbation. " Thus; the DJ at winter ball played crappy music to discourage mututal masterbation (which still heavily ensued dispite the efforts to stop it)
Adults must understand that horny teenagers are not under their control. Sex will happen. It can not be stopped.