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Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for thepodsquad (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (315 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
mysticbridge