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Dec 22, 2005 19:13


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I broke xmadhatterx's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I set gangstahippie's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I helped ms_righteous hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for funwithpoon (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-301 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
mysticalydivine

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