Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I broke
xmadhatterx's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I set
gangstahippie's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I helped
ms_righteous hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for
funwithpoon (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-301 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mysticalydivine