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I am immediately bored by this movie that is on
and Ben is sending me weird shit
like a picture that zooms in on david hasselhoff's crotch
and news about someone eating a 6 pound burger, how much beef do we really need in one sitting, seriously? who decided to make a 6 pound burger? was someone bored in the kitchen one day and decide "hey Ill make a heart attack come quicker if I make a huge ass burger!"
but anyway
I actually took a shower tonight, I feel quite clean and I found my last pair of pyjama pants.....speaking of which I should get my dirty laundry down here so I can wash it, the pile of dirty crap is beginning to annoy me
ok now that my dirty crap is washing, I will say this, as I was going down the stairs with my laundry basket I thought of how funny it might be if I were to trip over my pants and fall down the stairs.....but then I thought no...cause then I would land on the basement floor....anyone who has seen my basement floor knows what Im talking about, it would probably be more funny if I werent so much at risk of cracking my skull all to hell
and this floor is disgusting, just looking at it makes me want to wash my eyes out with bleach
but anyway
right now, the tumors protruding from my chest are hurting....and I dont know why (my boobs hurt!, I wanted to make it sound smart :P)
I have the hiccups.....and they come with what feels like enough force to enduce vomiting.....that....would be hella cool
projectile vomit all over the computer, tasty
well it would be like saying "fuck you" to the computer without actually verbalizing it.....even though in reality I say it to this peice of shit all the time
ok....to get rid of my hiccups I drank alot of water to try and drown them....and now I have to pee really bad.....it was alot of water, like I said
so Ill be back
ok I went to pee and it was nice
my shoulder hurts....and I dont know why, could it be from the brutal beating I took in my sleep?, well with the way Ive been sleeping lately I probably kicked my own ass
well, it would explain why I feel sore when I wake up lol
my stomache hurts too....I think I might be sick...well...not likely lol
wow nobodys talking to me *sigh* oh well
I was flipping through the channels and they were playing the moffats on some music show on some channel that I dont remember, but anyway, the moffats? what the hell? I dont know the name of the song but it involved a house party and a handy-cam
the moffats though, why?....didnt they all die in a fire?
no...mabye I just wished for it...yeah that could be true lol
the washing machine is getting really loud....could it be possessed?
mabye
thatd be cool, I hope it doesnt ruin my crap though,....hey....wouldnt it be cool to see a washing machine masturbate with a crucifix? I would pay money to see that
I realized tonight that the fat albert cartoons have the same animation kind of style deely as salad fingers.....only fat albert is creepy
my nose is runny, and not a tissue in sight....hello shirt sleeve :P
I think that mabye I will be off now, cause I have no pears of wisdom to dish out and no entertaining anectdotes to soothe our colons with
I will be off....for now, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
bye darlings
-DEZ!!!!~*~Capitals And All~*~
and Ben is sending me weird shit
like a picture that zooms in on david hasselhoff's crotch
and news about someone eating a 6 pound burger, how much beef do we really need in one sitting, seriously? who decided to make a 6 pound burger? was someone bored in the kitchen one day and decide "hey Ill make a heart attack come quicker if I make a huge ass burger!"
but anyway
I actually took a shower tonight, I feel quite clean and I found my last pair of pyjama pants.....speaking of which I should get my dirty laundry down here so I can wash it, the pile of dirty crap is beginning to annoy me
ok now that my dirty crap is washing, I will say this, as I was going down the stairs with my laundry basket I thought of how funny it might be if I were to trip over my pants and fall down the stairs.....but then I thought no...cause then I would land on the basement floor....anyone who has seen my basement floor knows what Im talking about, it would probably be more funny if I werent so much at risk of cracking my skull all to hell
and this floor is disgusting, just looking at it makes me want to wash my eyes out with bleach
but anyway
right now, the tumors protruding from my chest are hurting....and I dont know why (my boobs hurt!, I wanted to make it sound smart :P)
I have the hiccups.....and they come with what feels like enough force to enduce vomiting.....that....would be hella cool
projectile vomit all over the computer, tasty
well it would be like saying "fuck you" to the computer without actually verbalizing it.....even though in reality I say it to this peice of shit all the time
ok....to get rid of my hiccups I drank alot of water to try and drown them....and now I have to pee really bad.....it was alot of water, like I said
so Ill be back
ok I went to pee and it was nice
my shoulder hurts....and I dont know why, could it be from the brutal beating I took in my sleep?, well with the way Ive been sleeping lately I probably kicked my own ass
well, it would explain why I feel sore when I wake up lol
my stomache hurts too....I think I might be sick...well...not likely lol
wow nobodys talking to me *sigh* oh well
I was flipping through the channels and they were playing the moffats on some music show on some channel that I dont remember, but anyway, the moffats? what the hell? I dont know the name of the song but it involved a house party and a handy-cam
the moffats though, why?....didnt they all die in a fire?
no...mabye I just wished for it...yeah that could be true lol
the washing machine is getting really loud....could it be possessed?
mabye
thatd be cool, I hope it doesnt ruin my crap though,....hey....wouldnt it be cool to see a washing machine masturbate with a crucifix? I would pay money to see that
I realized tonight that the fat albert cartoons have the same animation kind of style deely as salad fingers.....only fat albert is creepy
my nose is runny, and not a tissue in sight....hello shirt sleeve :P
I think that mabye I will be off now, cause I have no pears of wisdom to dish out and no entertaining anectdotes to soothe our colons with
I will be off....for now, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
bye darlings
-DEZ!!!!~*~Capitals And All~*~