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I can eat again. I can feed my fat face. I can voraciously consume all processed carbon-based life with reckless abandon once more. I can once again casually inhale a former living creature of this world in a futile attempt to assuage my insatiable hunger. Ahh GOD, is it GOOD to be alive. I smothered my senses with a chicken quesadilla earlier. I chewed in the gummy pockets where my wizzies used to be. and it was GOOD. no worries. no slight reminder of the horrible atrocities of the past. no. Starting tonight I am once more ye olde typical bi-ped male of the homosapien species who chews his food like just like any other average joe. And not like a chip-munk. and not like a toddler licking paste.
that was big steaming heap of unnecessary verbosity. :(
Anyway, Belle has graciously bestowed upon me an absurd amount of music. I decided to start rebuilding my once glorious collection with her help. I kinda stopped caring about music since I own a car with no tape or cd player... but that'll change now, I've decided.
Belle's loading me with all the new and unheard stuff... which is good... cause I don't think I'm ready for Blake's cd of insanely obscure and esoteric stuff. gotta take baby steps man!
Annelise says Wednesday's the day we go out.
But .... I bet she says that to all the guys.
Everyone always says everything to all the guys.
I'm such a lost little girl.. I just realized it.
I can't do that... I'm the heir to the Dessert legacy.
But anyway, I gave her enough crazy/stupid/dumb to last her a while. I guess I'll have to buy her therapist a drink too or something. meh. I'd like that wouldn't I.
Oh and I happened to go jogging. But that doesn't matter. Cause it's when I slowed to a walk, THAT is when I heard it. Sputter sputter swish... but where is it coming from? Oh. there. The damn sprinkler sprang to life a few feet behind me sending an arc up and over me, and with a little aid from the wind it began lending me a fine mist to help me do all kinds of things... like style my hair, or bathe ever so slightly, or even begin rinsing my clothes of that evenings excercise. It was truly the best experience I've had in my life. better than sky diving, reef diving, diving-board diving, sex, and chasing ducks. I dunno. Just believe me and envy me. Is that so much to ask? Sheesh.
Gonna throw together a rather large playlist and turn in. Somehow.
jaa
that was big steaming heap of unnecessary verbosity. :(
Anyway, Belle has graciously bestowed upon me an absurd amount of music. I decided to start rebuilding my once glorious collection with her help. I kinda stopped caring about music since I own a car with no tape or cd player... but that'll change now, I've decided.
Belle's loading me with all the new and unheard stuff... which is good... cause I don't think I'm ready for Blake's cd of insanely obscure and esoteric stuff. gotta take baby steps man!
Annelise says Wednesday's the day we go out.
But .... I bet she says that to all the guys.
Everyone always says everything to all the guys.
I'm such a lost little girl.. I just realized it.
I can't do that... I'm the heir to the Dessert legacy.
But anyway, I gave her enough crazy/stupid/dumb to last her a while. I guess I'll have to buy her therapist a drink too or something. meh. I'd like that wouldn't I.
Oh and I happened to go jogging. But that doesn't matter. Cause it's when I slowed to a walk, THAT is when I heard it. Sputter sputter swish... but where is it coming from? Oh. there. The damn sprinkler sprang to life a few feet behind me sending an arc up and over me, and with a little aid from the wind it began lending me a fine mist to help me do all kinds of things... like style my hair, or bathe ever so slightly, or even begin rinsing my clothes of that evenings excercise. It was truly the best experience I've had in my life. better than sky diving, reef diving, diving-board diving, sex, and chasing ducks. I dunno. Just believe me and envy me. Is that so much to ask? Sheesh.
Gonna throw together a rather large playlist and turn in. Somehow.
jaa