08:14:55: @ laurendane OMG. My out-of-context brain went immediately 2 remora eel. Tho, to think of it, the shark/eel relationship IS neglected in lit.
08:18:40: @ ChrisSSims @sarahdarkmagic Ugh. Yet more decision points for new players. :( "If your Strength is X, you can jump Y squares." Done! :)
08:19:51: @ ElysabethW I thought eating the car would make me run faster.
08:21:09: @ kats2009 Good morning! It'll be a happier Tuesday if sun comes to visit. :)
08:23:28: @ laurendane That's easily the most talented eel I've ever heard!
08:26:22: @ HeideeLahree Did they drop dead though? Can you get contact info and have interviewer contact?
08:29:55: @ slowdumbshow Worse case? Um...you could've said UR last on MySpace-> no one could read it? At least Twitter has readers. #YouMayKillMeNow
08:32:30: @ Tuphlos Man, you have lots of different ways of spelling Allah. First ALA, now AALL. When's it gonna stop!? :)
08:33:25: @ Ab_Chaosium Twitter! Seriously. It's where I get almost all my news about everything.
08:36:17: @ HeideeLahree Never apologize for ranting! It's what Twitter is for. ;)
08:37:46: @ helgagrace @uffishl I assume you've seen Helvetica, the docu by Hustwit? It's extremely awesome, it is. :)
08:39:03: @ zerena_hoofs The fuck they will! There are STILL some topics in these United States that everyone agrees on! Jesus! :)
08:41:00: @ lizzwinstead Which reminds me of Peter Griffin's genie-granted theme song. "Ridin' on the BU-us. Ridin' on the BU-us..." Good times. :)
08:42:54: @ LoreliAoD Aww, poor tree. Well, I suppose it was a matter of cutting it down before it fell down. Still miss it though!
08:44:57: @ geeksdreamgirl We have three such bags (not that one specifically) and we forget to use them 99% of the time. :/
09:42:40: @ HeideeLahree It's who you voted against stabbing at you from Hell's heart.
09:45:52: @ Tuphlos It was so cognitively dissonant that I reflexively ignored it and had to scroll back to see what you were referring to!
09:48:28: @ SAeditorinchief Heh. The sun coming up adds fuel. Meaning: they have an unlimited energy source that cannot be exhausted. Everything fuels!
09:50:24: @ LittleAnimation What happened? Is there a one-stop-shop link that would explain things to an ignorant American?
09:51:17: @ arianna I wonder who is most likely to do it? #TricksYouIntoDoingStats
10:00:19: Wow. iMacs now high octane! @jsnell: And yes, that 27" iMac with two Thunderbolt ports CAN drive two 27-inch Apple Cinema Displays. Yikes!
10:01:45: @ laurendane Safety pin? Reminds me of Tracy's diamond-encrusted "POVERTY" necklace on 30 Rock. :)
10:08:04: @ stephenNcollins By doing something concretely helpful instead! Write Congress supporting women's rights or donate a book to your library.
10:09:08: @ dingbatkaren Look out behind you! #TooLateByNowIGuessStillGetCreditForTrying
10:18:15: @ JubalFlagg I can barely make cold cereal. If I were to ever actually cook something, that'd be front page news. ;)
13:54:53: @ HeideeLahree And isn't the whole idea of loyalty cards to obviate having to use coupons at all in the first place? GAH! >:(
13:58:14: I wouldn't be so red-eyed ranty about coupons if my experience with them wasn't a non-hyperbolically 100% negative experience.
14:00:13: I'd be much more laissez faire if even it was merely 40% stabby. We can all afford a 40% stab so some1 can save 15 cents on Popplers, right?
14:02:05: @ gmusser Ooh! Will it be recorded and available to folks who can't attend? :)
14:13:10: @ crystalhwll I'm sorry... /hug If I was near you, I'd totally take you and your S.O. out for dinner so you could rant 2 sympathetic ears. :)
14:14:51: @ DMSamuel Oh, I'm sorry. We recently had to do same to Ororo, our cat, b/c of cancer. Very sad. Cried very much afterward. #hug
15:52:38: @ stoya Me too-I have really high hopes for iCloud. Been thinking a lot about all it might offer. I hope it's iTunes storage/streaming, for 1
15:54:30: @ jennihogan Good grief! Was it a mugger on the street? Did he take anything?
15:58:01: @ zerena_hoofs Answered way up my stream: nope. No interest. Fucker's dead, book's closed, moving on!
16:01:05: @ meepblop That's because they can only see black and white, eh? Fewer songs about rainbows should do the trick!