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My mother has this unique and uncanny ability to always make me fell like complete and utter shit. You would think she would be happy with a $10,000 scholarship to Tulane...you would think. But NOOOOOO, thats not good enough. She wants more. Its not enough that transfer students only have two options a $5,000 or $10,000 merit scholarship, and I recieved the best one. It's not enough that I got a scholarship in the first place. I would like a little more enthusiasm please. Besides, what the fuck are you complaining about!?! It's not like YOUR paying for it! I'M the one working my ass off this summer so I can pay for it! Try not to act too disappointed when actually attend Tulane next year. I know its nothing compared to Southeastern, of course, but at least try to feign happiness (sarcasm).
And then she tells me to be proud of myself. No one can make you fell quite so inferior as your mother.