Today's tweets

Sep 30, 2008 00:12

  • 02:45 Snapple cap: "The biggest pig in recorded history weighed almost one ton." I keep thinking of "Uncle" in Charlotte's Web. #
  • 15:02 I saw a squirrel in a tree in our yard when I took the dog out. It was scolding me. I didn't know squirrels actually did that. #
  • 17:49 Holy shit I just had a freakishly good burrito smothered in jack cheese sauce. It was a TV dinner. I was surprised at how good it was. #
  • 17:50 except I didn't microwave it quite long enough so it was kind of tepid in the middle. #
  • 19:50 I just had some bananas and cream, and the cream seemed warmer than it should have been. It tasted fine. I don't think I'll die. #
  • 20:51 Eee! Able Sisters finally had a Dutch hat in AC:WW. Squee! It's about damn time too, I'd been wanting one for ten months. #
  • 21:27 Aw, FUCK. I totally forgot Heroes was on and I just missed half of it. #
  • 21:44 I love HRG, but he can be kind of a douchenozzle sometimes. #
  • 23:39 Dum Dum pops are awesome. #
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