Juno
Click to viewOH DEAR GOD I WANT TO SEE THIS. Suffice to say that I have never laughed so hard at a trailer in my life.
"What's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?"
"There it is. Little pink plus sign is so unholy." (shakes pregnancy test)
"That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, home skillet."
"I could, like, have this baby, and--and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it."
"You should look in the penny-saver."
"They have ads for parents?"
"Yeah-heah! 'Desperately Seeking Spawn.'"
"Your parents are probably wondering where you are."
"Mmm, no. I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?"
Best line IMHO is the "sea monkey" line... you'll know it when you hear it.
Shenanigans!