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It's Survey Time! Thanks for filling 15 minutes of my after work, lethargy time, Mr. Bolen.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever had sex with?
This is going to sound absolutely pathetic, but I can't remember.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what colour?
Pink--Lace--Boy Cut
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Island in the Sun
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
A jar of Klaussen pickles, the halved kind. . .and an UNO's pizza from downtown Chicago.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Stones. You can't kill a stone with a beatle.
6. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Someone's boyfriend.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again? O.J. Simpson
8. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical)?
In the opposite sex? I love hands (obviously NOT maimed ones) and dark hair. On myself, my hair.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Ha ha ha. I'll eat that in confidence.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Invisibility. What else???
11. Favourite hangover cure?
Sleeping until noon, lots of coffee (I'm not even a regular coffee drinker), and greasy breakfast food. Also, if I'm eating out, there must be a booth for me to sleep in while I wait.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on what.
Long Necks = 2-3
Long Islands = from Houlihans, 1 (no joke)
13. Favourite Song Lyric?
"I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon"
Do we know what song you might hear that in?
14. Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
Dark. Black. Like midnight.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
No, I get to live with my mother's. I'm sure that counts.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nada.
18. Least favourite month?
June
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The Goonies
20. When's the last time you went on a date?
Like a romantic date with the potential for sex? April of 2004
Friendly date with the potential for sex? That would have been January of this year. No potential for sex, I'm just messing.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty.
23. Autumn or spring?
Autumn
24. Person you most wish you hadn't slept with?
Jamie.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Angelina Jolie, OBVIOUSLY. A girl I could get, her name is A.J. and she likes to call me Liv. You wish you knew the story behind that one.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Somewhere with great food. Preferably Italy.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on most?
As a mentor/financial consultant/motherly type, my grandmother. As a person I can confide in that will always make me feel better (unless he's the underlying issue :P), Ewan.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Heath Ledger. Like, duh.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Women in Love. D.H. Lawrence I don't really pretend about reading. I pretended all through high school, does that count?
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life? Fiery
31. Favourite drinking game?
The kind that gets me drunk within 15 minutes.
32. What did you dream about last night?
About going on a job interview to a place that was making me copy and paste an image of a flower from Word to Excel. And when I said I couldn't figure it out (ugh), they told me I was forced to stay until I could. After I had some assistance (ugh ugh), they then told me I took too long and I was excused from the interview.
33. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My metabolism.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever had sex with?
This is going to sound absolutely pathetic, but I can't remember.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what colour?
Pink--Lace--Boy Cut
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Island in the Sun
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
A jar of Klaussen pickles, the halved kind. . .and an UNO's pizza from downtown Chicago.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Stones. You can't kill a stone with a beatle.
6. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Someone's boyfriend.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again? O.J. Simpson
8. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical)?
In the opposite sex? I love hands (obviously NOT maimed ones) and dark hair. On myself, my hair.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Ha ha ha. I'll eat that in confidence.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Invisibility. What else???
11. Favourite hangover cure?
Sleeping until noon, lots of coffee (I'm not even a regular coffee drinker), and greasy breakfast food. Also, if I'm eating out, there must be a booth for me to sleep in while I wait.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on what.
Long Necks = 2-3
Long Islands = from Houlihans, 1 (no joke)
13. Favourite Song Lyric?
"I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon"
Do we know what song you might hear that in?
14. Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
Dark. Black. Like midnight.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
No, I get to live with my mother's. I'm sure that counts.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nada.
18. Least favourite month?
June
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The Goonies
20. When's the last time you went on a date?
Like a romantic date with the potential for sex? April of 2004
Friendly date with the potential for sex? That would have been January of this year. No potential for sex, I'm just messing.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty.
23. Autumn or spring?
Autumn
24. Person you most wish you hadn't slept with?
Jamie.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Angelina Jolie, OBVIOUSLY. A girl I could get, her name is A.J. and she likes to call me Liv. You wish you knew the story behind that one.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Somewhere with great food. Preferably Italy.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on most?
As a mentor/financial consultant/motherly type, my grandmother. As a person I can confide in that will always make me feel better (unless he's the underlying issue :P), Ewan.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Heath Ledger. Like, duh.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Women in Love. D.H. Lawrence I don't really pretend about reading. I pretended all through high school, does that count?
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life? Fiery
31. Favourite drinking game?
The kind that gets me drunk within 15 minutes.
32. What did you dream about last night?
About going on a job interview to a place that was making me copy and paste an image of a flower from Word to Excel. And when I said I couldn't figure it out (ugh), they told me I was forced to stay until I could. After I had some assistance (ugh ugh), they then told me I took too long and I was excused from the interview.
33. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My metabolism.