The Hammer Is My Penis
by Emmit Other
Once I thought you were so smooth
But you aren't as ninja as we thought
Your spy ring
Is Get Smart
Without the Smart
I'm sitting there
Making Nice
And you bring up my likeness to Satan
Real Smooth like
And crickets as the room doesn't sync
With your maudlin hooliganisms
So I smile
And don't play your game
And no one else does
And so you try again
And then giggle
And make up stories about how terrible
the situation you deliverately made at work
With the birthday cakes
And the girls with attitude you out tude
That doesnt sound the same way it would have
When you know about the spy ring
So there's that
Stick with your day job
Once I thought you were so smooth
But you aren't as ninja as we thought
Your spy ring
Is Get Smart
Without the Smart
I'm sitting there
Making Nice
And you bring up my likeness to Satan
Real Smooth like
And crickets as the room doesn't sync
With your maudlin hooliganisms
So I smile
And don't play your game
And no one else does
And so you try again
And then giggle
And make up stories about how terrible
the situation you deliverately made at work
With the birthday cakes
And the girls with attitude you out tude
That doesnt sound the same way it would have
When you know about the spy ring
So there's that
Stick with your day job