Random facts about Kelly-Anne

Nov 23, 2006 21:49

Kelly-Anne can divide by zero.

He who disagrees with Kelly-Anne in private, call her a fool. she who disagrees with Kelly-Anne in public, call her an ambulance.

On her birthday, Kelly-Anne randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

The Greek pronunciation of Kelly-Anne is Zeus.

23. That's the number of people Kelly-Anne has made her bitch in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Kelly-Anne once beat Super Mario Bros without even touching his Nintendo controller she just yelled at her TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

Kelly-Anne is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.

Kelly-Anne is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

The chief export of Kelly-Anne is pain.
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