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Title: Blessed
Author: Mysti112
Pairing: Jared/Caleb (Kings of Leon)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Neva seen, neva heard, neva happened, neva occurred
He's the messiest person ever and I'm envious of the amount of hair he has and he's bitten his nails ever since he first grew teeth and he has a speech impediment and he smokes way too much and he cusses like a fucking sailor and he's stubborn as hell and he takes hours to get ready and I'm envious of his perfect skin and he wears dangly earrings and doesnt eat enough and he'll kick your ass playing football, don't let his tinyness fool you, he's vicious, and he's cooler than anyone I know and he has a 10th grade education and he's smarter than any of us and he makes me feel funny when he laughs and he really wears too much jewellery and he drives too fast and I'm pretty sure he's Momma's favorite but I don't mind and I can't imagine doing this without him and if he wasn't doing this he'd be doing something the rest of us could never do or understand and I like it when people mistake him for a girl and I like it even more when people mistake him for my girlfriend and his nipples are very pink and I've never beat him at pool and when he was first learning bass and his fingers would bleed, that totally turned me on so much and he wears tiny underwear like kids wear when they're being potty trained and sometimes I want to punch him in the face he's so annoying and he's probably the sweetest person I've ever known besides Momma and I'm kinda sorry I wrote Razz about him cos it's pretty mean, but it's got such a kickass bassline he doesn't care, and he teases Matt way too much, but I guess that's cos me and Nate tease him so much, and when he moved to Nashville with Momma and we stayed in Oklahoma with Daddy, I missed him more than I thought was humanly possible and it fucking drives me crazy when he flicks incessantly through the channels on the TV because he has the attention span of a retarded duck, and he's more grown up than I'd like him to be and I hate when other people touch him and he talks to God, and I'm pretty sure God hears him cos Daddy always used to say he was blessed, and I didn't know what that meant at the time, but I think I know now.
Author: Mysti112
Pairing: Jared/Caleb (Kings of Leon)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Neva seen, neva heard, neva happened, neva occurred
He's the messiest person ever and I'm envious of the amount of hair he has and he's bitten his nails ever since he first grew teeth and he has a speech impediment and he smokes way too much and he cusses like a fucking sailor and he's stubborn as hell and he takes hours to get ready and I'm envious of his perfect skin and he wears dangly earrings and doesnt eat enough and he'll kick your ass playing football, don't let his tinyness fool you, he's vicious, and he's cooler than anyone I know and he has a 10th grade education and he's smarter than any of us and he makes me feel funny when he laughs and he really wears too much jewellery and he drives too fast and I'm pretty sure he's Momma's favorite but I don't mind and I can't imagine doing this without him and if he wasn't doing this he'd be doing something the rest of us could never do or understand and I like it when people mistake him for a girl and I like it even more when people mistake him for my girlfriend and his nipples are very pink and I've never beat him at pool and when he was first learning bass and his fingers would bleed, that totally turned me on so much and he wears tiny underwear like kids wear when they're being potty trained and sometimes I want to punch him in the face he's so annoying and he's probably the sweetest person I've ever known besides Momma and I'm kinda sorry I wrote Razz about him cos it's pretty mean, but it's got such a kickass bassline he doesn't care, and he teases Matt way too much, but I guess that's cos me and Nate tease him so much, and when he moved to Nashville with Momma and we stayed in Oklahoma with Daddy, I missed him more than I thought was humanly possible and it fucking drives me crazy when he flicks incessantly through the channels on the TV because he has the attention span of a retarded duck, and he's more grown up than I'd like him to be and I hate when other people touch him and he talks to God, and I'm pretty sure God hears him cos Daddy always used to say he was blessed, and I didn't know what that meant at the time, but I think I know now.