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[mysteryflavored]

[Private to Yako; Unhackable]How fascinating! I can all but taste it on the tip of my tongue. The deliciously sweet taste of puzzles and mysteries all but beckoning for me to sample them

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[mafiaphobic]

Services? Puzzles?

[mysteryflavored]

A detective service, of course!

But you do not smell in the least interesting.

[mafiaphobic]

Detective? Ah, like finding things?

[mysteryflavored]

Hardly! My teacher's genius lies only solving puzzles, after all.

[mafiaphobic]

Mmm, I guess.

But, this could be like a puzzle! Something was taken from me?

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[mysteryflavored]

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[mysteryflavored]

No, my teacher is very picky. Such boringly plebeian cases like that just don't interest her at all.

[mafiaphobic]

...h-how do I make this interesting. When it really isn't! orz

Ah, but it involves rings that were taken from someone from ten years in the future, because they only exist in the past! A-And they're important to survival, somehow...?

Why am I even trying?! I can't afford a detective! And she sounds so very smart and successful too!

[mysteryflavored]

No, it just simply doesn't have the flavor to attract my teacher's impeccable sense of logic when it comes to these things.

[mysteryflavored]

Besides, she'll flay me within an inch of my life if I do.

[mafiaphobic]

...s-she sounds as scary as my friends.