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Sep 04, 2008 13:55

Oh, god I love the Olive Garden. Oh, man,

Previously, I thought I LIKED the Olive Garden. But yesterday. we went there to celebrate Murphy's  new job, and discovered the ENDLESS pasta bowl special. See, the way it works is, there are two lists. One is pasta, one is sauces. And for nine bucks, (11 if you want sausage or meatballs, which are awesomly worth two bucks!) you can get unlimited amounts of these pastas, and soup. THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL HOME. And our waitress wanted us to take full advantage of this. She would literally bring our plates and ask us immediatly if we wanted to box it all up and order another combination. This morning, we had six boxes of Olive Garden in our fridge. I had to give some to my mom, because we had too much! It. Was. Awesome.

Switching gears, I have a few Wal-Mart stories I'd like to share.
A few weeks ago, I was working in foods. and these two guys come in, and one of them has a Captain America shirt like I've always wanted.

Me:Cool shirt, where'd you get it?
Guy 1: Oh, I went to this website.
Me: Yeah, I've been there, but after shipping and stuff, it's so expensive.
Guy 2: Well, how much would you pay for it right now?
Me/Guy 1: Whaaaa???
Guy 2: Right now, no tax, no shipping. How much?
Me: ...Ten bucks?
Guy 2: Sounds good to me, Ten bucks.

And so this guy convinced his friend to literally sell me this shirt right off his back, and he went and bought another shirt. So, now I have this Captain America shirt that I have decided I must sell as soon as someone pays it a cmpliment, because that's how it works. I'll post a pic as soon as I can.

Also, we have this guy who is friggin crazy who will come in wearing nothing but one shoe, and sone sock, (which he switches depending on the day) and a pair of Spider-man shorts. He scares customers, follows associates, goes in the women's bathroom, digs around outside in the rocks, eat candy in store, and asks others to pay for it, and generally freaks people out. He's been arrested several times, but they can't hold him, and we keep getting him here.

I'd post more, but other work calls. Awesome-Marty AWAYYY!
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