*snert* Yr Doin It Wrong

[mystery_sock]

http://gawker.com/5051356/brokeback-mountain-author-annoyed-by-internet-dorks-re+writing-her-story-as-slash-porn

Note to everyone: Please don't ever do it like this. If you read your slash fic, and it bears any resemblance to this excerpt, please set fire to it immediately.