aw well, no picspam.

[mystery_sock]

I did try, but my skillz are pathetic. Just go here and you'll understand why I had to create a narrative about K.Bell, Zach Q, Milo, and the mysterious Mr. X, and Milo's hate for the paparazzi coming way too close to uncovering his sekrit affaire with Zachary. Oh, and something about a +10 flail, and Kristen Bell's 20-sided dice and some Cosmos

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[mystery_sock]

I did write it out - but I deleted it. I realize now that I shouldn't have, but it's too late now. It actually narrated a selection of pics from that site I linked, complete with "Smoochies, darling!" and "Give Mamma some sugar!" and "Cosmos are a girly drink, and I am a manly man, and quit being such a total Mary, Zach, the purple stripy hoodie is a dead giveaway."

Dax Shepard. YES. I LOVE him. IDIOCRACY proves his impeccable genius. LOVE. Are they going out? I thought Dax Shepard was going out with Kate Hudson - I know he was in between Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's periods of going out... and the photos definitely make it look like K.Bell and he are buddies, not fuckbuddies. Milo and Zachary, though, look like the latter. And Milo looks like he just hates EVERYBODY.

Yeah, totally one of those days.

[xanatosdecrion]

How is Milo, really? Is he 'nice' to fans and papparazi? I don't know much about him. I'd rather think of him as just Peter and nothing else... But he does kinda look like he's an ASS, don't he? LOL Dax Shepard is a nut and Idiocracy was idiotic, but fun. Love the Wilson brothers. Zachary is cute here in his little purple hoodie. lol

[mystery_sock]

I think Milo is just a real person - sometimes grumpy, short on sleep, inconsistent, fun-loving, hard-working, smart, impatient with morons, and quite secretive about his private life and what he's really thinking. In general he doesn't seem to like doing press junkets and stuff, but he's always game for it - but it's very obvious that to him, it's his JOB, but it's not his job to act like Press Junkets Are The Best Thing Evar!! because that's not how he actually is. He believes in being genuine - obviously, because if he was more into playing the game, he'd smile a lot more

[ibonekoen]

I want to read this narrative! So sad that you deleted the post. *major Peter puppy eyes here*

Milo's hate for the paparazzi coming way too close to uncovering his sekrit affaire with Zachary

Oh, how I love you, seriously!

[mystery_sock]

Yeah, I screwed up - doubly, triply so, not just by somehow getting the picture placement wrong (stupid LJ makes imbedding pictures so hard, for some reason.. plus, trying to find a place to host pictures is way too much of a challenge) but just deleting the entry without saving the text, out of anger and embarrassment.

It was a shitty day.

[ibonekoen]

Ohhhhhhh. Yeah, I feel your pain in that case. :/

Death to shitty days!