Your Cover's Blown
Damnit, people.
I created a Super Sekrit Facebook Identity because my sister doesn't do LJ and I can't stand not knowing what's up with the cuteness that is my niece, Lucy Bea. So, sis and bro-in-law: friended.
I also had to friend Silvia because while she said she was going to post more in LJ that was clearly just a ruse and I can't stand not having access to the fivehundredthousand pictures of Noodles and Radar when I find that I need to partake in adorable kitteh ogling. So, Silvia: friended.
I also had to friend Specmonster because apparently I'm a glutton for punishment and require fivehundredthousand updates on the status of her boobs. *is so glad Canadaland is far away and she can't kick me* Also, it's nice to see the cuteness that is Leo, so there's that as well. Spec: friended.
THAT'S IT, I'M DONE.
No... wait. I need to friend Spacemonkey because he also never posts on LJ anymore and I can't go without updates from my mostest favorite Hater Of Mayonnaise.
OKAY SERIOUSLY, I'M DONE. NO MOAR FRIENDING.
Shit. Even though we only live fifteen minutes away from each other and he does post on LJ, I still need to friend my other bro-in-law because I like him, and we don't spend nearly enough time hanging out and keeping in touch. Shanti: friended.
DONE LIKE BACON.
Crap. I forgot Murph! and Raina! and Kris!
OMFG U GUYSE!!! I MIGHT AS WELL JUST REINSTATE MY NOT SUPER SEKRIT FACEBOOK PROFILE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Dude. I also totally need to add Heidi because I luff her and I need to know what she's doing and if she acquires any more pillows with Edward Cullen's face on them!
*squinty-eyes the lot of you*
*wanders off*
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I created a Super Sekrit Facebook Identity because my sister doesn't do LJ and I can't stand not knowing what's up with the cuteness that is my niece, Lucy Bea. So, sis and bro-in-law: friended.
I also had to friend Silvia because while she said she was going to post more in LJ that was clearly just a ruse and I can't stand not having access to the fivehundredthousand pictures of Noodles and Radar when I find that I need to partake in adorable kitteh ogling. So, Silvia: friended.
I also had to friend Specmonster because apparently I'm a glutton for punishment and require fivehundredthousand updates on the status of her boobs. *is so glad Canadaland is far away and she can't kick me* Also, it's nice to see the cuteness that is Leo, so there's that as well. Spec: friended.
THAT'S IT, I'M DONE.
No... wait. I need to friend Spacemonkey because he also never posts on LJ anymore and I can't go without updates from my mostest favorite Hater Of Mayonnaise.
OKAY SERIOUSLY, I'M DONE. NO MOAR FRIENDING.
Shit. Even though we only live fifteen minutes away from each other and he does post on LJ, I still need to friend my other bro-in-law because I like him, and we don't spend nearly enough time hanging out and keeping in touch. Shanti: friended.
DONE LIKE BACON.
Crap. I forgot Murph! and Raina! and Kris!
OMFG U GUYSE!!! I MIGHT AS WELL JUST REINSTATE MY NOT SUPER SEKRIT FACEBOOK PROFILE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Dude. I also totally need to add Heidi because I luff her and I need to know what she's doing and if she acquires any more pillows with Edward Cullen's face on them!
*squinty-eyes the lot of you*
*wanders off*
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