Screwed The Pooch / Asked Too Much / Knew The Truth
Stolen off of phaedrine:
1. How old will you be in five years?
Fuck. I don't even want to think about it. I'll probably be dead by then anyway.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Uhm. Me.
3. How tall are you?
5'6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Only one person knows the answer to that.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
300. Such a very silly movie.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I can't remember. That might not be a good thing. =\
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Project Manager Dude.
8. Who was the last text message you received from?
Brandon.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Silvia.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text. Fo shizzle.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Not sleeping; feeling very hostile towards WoW; wanting to be someone else; thinking about things.
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married.
13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
The 5th.
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
15. What time did you wake up today?
5:45
16. What are you wearing right now?
Some kind of cotton-poly blend. I think.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
"Christmas Is Cancelled"
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Duluth. Oh wait, that's not me, that's Sparhawk, Parker and Livingston.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
This state of sobriety.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Scotland. More to the point, a small pub in the Highlands of Scotland where I would avoid the much loathed state of sobriety. I would knit sweaters out of sheep while munching on kippers and stovies, and I would lament about stuff. Whatever one laments about after a half bottle of single malt and too many salted fish snacks.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Los Angeles. No not the one in South California. They got one in South Patagonia.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a...thing that burns. Whassit? Paper. Or, chinchillas.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Monsters. And don't think I've gotten over that fear; I know those fuckers are out there and they've got tentacles and other creepy bits.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
The chinchilla image macro that Aytch showed me yesterday.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.
26. How big is your bed?
Not big enough for having two blanket-stealing cats, I'll tell you that much.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I has both. I is on teh informations superhiways.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Without. So if you show up all unexpected at my house in the middle of the night, expect it to take some time before I answer the door, as I'll be looking for something to make me less naked before I let you in.
29. What color are your sheets?
Blue.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
31. What is your favorite season?
The one when love runs high. With zombies.
TELL IT TO ME SLOWLY
TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW
IT'S THE TIME OF THE SEASON FOR LOVING.
32. What do you like about fall?
Pie.
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow. Oh, no wait. Pie. And booze.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Booze. And pie.
35. What do you like about spring?
>.> Burning Christians. I mean...bunnies. Not burning bunnies, but you know, looking at them.
36. How many states have you lived in?
None.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
This one. And, the other one.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks. And hawt shoes. And not the kind of socks with the little toe pocket things. Those weird me out.
39. Are you a social person?
I'd like to be. TAKE ME OUT FOR BEERS DAMMIT. =P
40. What was the last thing you ate?
200 calories worth of microwaveable chicken-like pieces in a weird fake-cream sauce with asparagus and tomatoes. It was actually not that bad.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
The one with the beers.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Rum Raisin.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Key Lime Pie.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
The creamy tomato from Whole Foods.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Marmalade.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Sure.
47. Do you like coffee?
Yes.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
50.7 fl oz. Give or take.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Not booze, if that's what you're thinking. >.> A half cup of coffee.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes. My side. Or at least, the sliver of my side that the cats are willing to share.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes. You get a Spec, you deal to the right, you steal Aytch's chips when he isn't looking, and then you get another cider.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Not really.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
*glares at Canada*
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home. I have no life.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes.
59. Do you want kids?
No. Never ever never no.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
1337. I mean, no.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Not that I remember...
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Neither.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
I don't care.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Sort of. I never really got the hang of it. I understand the principals behind it. More or less.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Stuff. Monkeys. Booze. Cheese.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
My wedding ring, and the ring my sister gave me on my 18th birthday.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Buffy.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes. Now take me out for beers!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Funny 'ha-ha' or funny in the way I want to lick them? Or funny how they manage to remember to breathe on their own what with all of their eight brain cells pondering how to work a fax machine? There are a lot of options here, you really need to be more specific.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No. I have cats. They steal my blankets.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
wtf kind of random ass question is that?
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I OPEN THEM ALL! THEN I OPEN THE KITCHEN CABINETS AND THE LINEN CABINET AND OPEN THE FLUE IN THE FIREPLACE! Seriously, I have issues with the Monsters in the Dark, remember?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear!!! WooHoo!!!
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yes. Apparently.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ew.
80. What is your favorite food?
The kind with cheese. And mayo. And booze.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Fuck off.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No. But there was that one time with Aytch...
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Nighttime.
85. What was the last book you read?
The one with the guy in the place with the thing.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
No.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Bloody hell, no.
90. Do you dance in the car?
o.O
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Whatever station Project Manager had tuned into. I've blocked it out. It was traumatizing.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Not Applicable.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
(10) 2-M Duplex MM ST-ST 62.5m NM Tech ASAP
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Caramel Apple.
95. What is your favorite board game?
I will kick your ass at Candy Land. I dare you.
97. Tattoo/piercings?
Three/Three
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
LOL, high school.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Define this 'extra special' of which you speak.
Also, wtf happened to 72, 73, 88, 96 and 99?
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1. How old will you be in five years?
Fuck. I don't even want to think about it. I'll probably be dead by then anyway.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Uhm. Me.
3. How tall are you?
5'6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Only one person knows the answer to that.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
300. Such a very silly movie.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I can't remember. That might not be a good thing. =\
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Project Manager Dude.
8. Who was the last text message you received from?
Brandon.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Silvia.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text. Fo shizzle.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Not sleeping; feeling very hostile towards WoW; wanting to be someone else; thinking about things.
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married.
13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
The 5th.
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
15. What time did you wake up today?
5:45
16. What are you wearing right now?
Some kind of cotton-poly blend. I think.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
"Christmas Is Cancelled"
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Duluth. Oh wait, that's not me, that's Sparhawk, Parker and Livingston.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
This state of sobriety.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Scotland. More to the point, a small pub in the Highlands of Scotland where I would avoid the much loathed state of sobriety. I would knit sweaters out of sheep while munching on kippers and stovies, and I would lament about stuff. Whatever one laments about after a half bottle of single malt and too many salted fish snacks.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Los Angeles. No not the one in South California. They got one in South Patagonia.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a...thing that burns. Whassit? Paper. Or, chinchillas.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Monsters. And don't think I've gotten over that fear; I know those fuckers are out there and they've got tentacles and other creepy bits.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
The chinchilla image macro that Aytch showed me yesterday.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.
26. How big is your bed?
Not big enough for having two blanket-stealing cats, I'll tell you that much.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I has both. I is on teh informations superhiways.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Without. So if you show up all unexpected at my house in the middle of the night, expect it to take some time before I answer the door, as I'll be looking for something to make me less naked before I let you in.
29. What color are your sheets?
Blue.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
31. What is your favorite season?
The one when love runs high. With zombies.
TELL IT TO ME SLOWLY
TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW
IT'S THE TIME OF THE SEASON FOR LOVING.
32. What do you like about fall?
Pie.
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow. Oh, no wait. Pie. And booze.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Booze. And pie.
35. What do you like about spring?
>.> Burning Christians. I mean...bunnies. Not burning bunnies, but you know, looking at them.
36. How many states have you lived in?
None.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
This one. And, the other one.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks. And hawt shoes. And not the kind of socks with the little toe pocket things. Those weird me out.
39. Are you a social person?
I'd like to be. TAKE ME OUT FOR BEERS DAMMIT. =P
40. What was the last thing you ate?
200 calories worth of microwaveable chicken-like pieces in a weird fake-cream sauce with asparagus and tomatoes. It was actually not that bad.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
The one with the beers.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Rum Raisin.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Key Lime Pie.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
The creamy tomato from Whole Foods.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Marmalade.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Sure.
47. Do you like coffee?
Yes.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
50.7 fl oz. Give or take.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Not booze, if that's what you're thinking. >.> A half cup of coffee.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes. My side. Or at least, the sliver of my side that the cats are willing to share.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes. You get a Spec, you deal to the right, you steal Aytch's chips when he isn't looking, and then you get another cider.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Not really.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
*glares at Canada*
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home. I have no life.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes.
59. Do you want kids?
No. Never ever never no.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
1337. I mean, no.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Not that I remember...
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Neither.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
I don't care.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Sort of. I never really got the hang of it. I understand the principals behind it. More or less.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Stuff. Monkeys. Booze. Cheese.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
My wedding ring, and the ring my sister gave me on my 18th birthday.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Buffy.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes. Now take me out for beers!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Funny 'ha-ha' or funny in the way I want to lick them? Or funny how they manage to remember to breathe on their own what with all of their eight brain cells pondering how to work a fax machine? There are a lot of options here, you really need to be more specific.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No. I have cats. They steal my blankets.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
wtf kind of random ass question is that?
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I OPEN THEM ALL! THEN I OPEN THE KITCHEN CABINETS AND THE LINEN CABINET AND OPEN THE FLUE IN THE FIREPLACE! Seriously, I have issues with the Monsters in the Dark, remember?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear!!! WooHoo!!!
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yes. Apparently.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ew.
80. What is your favorite food?
The kind with cheese. And mayo. And booze.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Fuck off.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No. But there was that one time with Aytch...
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Nighttime.
85. What was the last book you read?
The one with the guy in the place with the thing.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
No.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Bloody hell, no.
90. Do you dance in the car?
o.O
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Whatever station Project Manager had tuned into. I've blocked it out. It was traumatizing.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Not Applicable.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
(10) 2-M Duplex MM ST-ST 62.5m NM Tech ASAP
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Caramel Apple.
95. What is your favorite board game?
I will kick your ass at Candy Land. I dare you.
97. Tattoo/piercings?
Three/Three
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
LOL, high school.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Define this 'extra special' of which you speak.
Also, wtf happened to 72, 73, 88, 96 and 99?
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