From
this article:
"Before Jeremy Roenick led a group of Sharks on a season-ending vacation to parts undisclosed, he all but confirmed he’ll return to San Jose next season for another run at the Stanley Cup."
I read "season-ending vacation to parts undisclosed" and images of secluded islands, bonding over campfires and Survivor-style challenges popped up in my head. (The winner of these challenges will be named next season's captain.) My mind is a warped one. :P For the record, I've watched Survivor a grand total of one time--first season finale, I was over at someone else's house and they were watching it--so my only real mental reference is that one episode of The Office where they went to the beach and Michael had them compete for the regional manager position.