from an espn.com article by B. Jones

[mysteriousllama]

"Rivalries should not be friendly. They should be full of arrogance, insecurity, profanity, provincial disdain, and outright contempt (things Carolina-Duke is loaded with). Good sense and fairness should apply only to the refs when it comes to this game. Respect for the opposition is noble and is the foundation of Carolina-Duke, but it's not so important that it should interfere with the pleasure of being petty on game day, whether you're calling in to talk radio or checking IDs at K-ville."

that having been said,
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO DUKE GO TO STATE
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO STATE GO TO JAIL
IF YOU CAN'T GO TO JAIL GO TO HELL
GO TO HELL CAROLINA GO TO HELL