Title: Five times Yabu almost killed Hikaru for flirting to Inoo and One time Inoo almost Did.
Author:
mysteriousgal11Rating: PG (?)
Pairing: YabuNoo, HikaTo, YabuHikaNoo [friendship]
Genre: Humor?
Summary: The title tells it all.
(1)
Ya-ya-yah together with K.K.Kitty and other known juniors are having their taping for the show Ya-ya-yah. Today’s game is tickling game, hearing this, all the idols began to frown and got scared. Who wouldn’t be? It’s one of the most fearing games that they have, especially for the cute chibi juniors.
The taping started with Midori and Koyama as the emcees. The members are complaining why Koyama is the emcee and the audiences are shocked by it also. For Koyama, it’s a heaven in disguise, he’s very ticklish.
The juniors that will participate the game are divided into two groups. The first group is called Yabu’s Team, Yabu is their leader while the members are Tegoshi Yuya, Matsumoto Kohei, Ayukawa Taiyou and Kusano Hironori and the second group. Hikaru’s Team, which have Hikaru as the leader and the members are Inoo Kei, Yamashita Shoon, Masuda Takahisa and Kato Shigeaki.
The game started and both of the team loses and they ended up ticking each other while the other team is chained. It was a fun game but at the same time scary.
When the taping finished, Hikaru glomped Inoo.
“Inoo-chan~ You’re so cute when you said ‘I don’t wanna be tickled~’” Hikaru imitated the way that Inoo said it.
“Mou~ Hikaru-kun is cuter~” Inoo smiled widely as they continued walking while Hikaru is hugging him tightly.
Yabu saw this scene and he can't helped but to be jealous. Both Inoo and Hikaru are his friends but he doesn't like it when Hikaru do that to Inoo. So when they’re the only two left in shower area, he immediately put an itch powder on Hikaru’s shirt and immediately left.
The juniors as well as the staffs are panicking when they found Hikaru on the floor of the bathroom, fainted and breathless with red skin. No one knows who did that to him, but they didn't continue to search who the culprit is because Hikaru said not to do so.
Unknown to them, Hikaru knows who that person is and he can’t just helped but sigh on how possessive his best friend is to Inoo Kei.
On the other hand, Yabu is just crying on Inoo’s chest because he thought his best friend will die. Deep inside though, he’s happy that Inoo is comforting him.
(2)
When GYM was formed, they needed 4 juniors to back up for them. The management chose Kitayama Hiromitsu, Inoo Kei, Totsuka Shota and Yaotome Hikaru and thus they are named Kitty, because of their initials.
Hikaru and Inoo are happy to be together in one group. They’ve been together since before and they’re best friends, so working together will be fun to them.
During one of their photo shoot, they need to hold some mini instruments and toys. Hikaru and Inoo continue to play around while the photo shoot is ongoing. Hikaru, who’s holding a mini guitar kneels down in front of Inoo and started to play love songs to him. Inoo together with the others just chuckled with the silliness of Hikaru.
“So, can I bring you home tonight?” Hikaru winked to Inoo and kissed the latter’s beautiful hand.
What they didn’t know is that Yabu roamed to their photo shoot location because his is just at the other side of this building. He saw this scene and because his “possessiveness instinct” is working, he planned something.
YamaPi’s currently comforting the hyperventilating kohai of his. Earlier when Hikaru opened his bag, he was welcomed by a cat stuff toy. That’s not a good prank for Hikaru because he’s suffering Ailurophobia, in short phobia of cats.
The medics came and let Hikaru wear an oxygen mask to fix his breathing. Out in the corner of his eyes, he saw Yabu’s worried figure. He just frowned and continued to relax.
(3)
Hikaru always made sure not to flirt with Inoo when he sense Yabu’s there. From the past experienced of his, he amazingly developed a sense, every time Yabu is near to them. It been years since then and he lived peacefully. He debuted together with Yabu and other juniors. He built a bond with them, he’s happy. He almost forgot the possessiveness issue of his best friend.
So during their Hey!Say! 2010 Ten JUMP Concert, because of his hyperness, he accidentally entwined his fingers with Inoo. They happily sang their song as they sway their hands. Suddenly Hikaru’s sensor of Yabu activated. He didn’t realize that Yabu is just behind them. He just prayed that Yabu will not be harsh with his revenge to him.
After the concert, Yabu invited BEST to have a dinner party. Hikaru thought that he’s now safe but while walking near the lake, Yabu “accidentally” pushed Hikaru to the lake. Hikaru panicked, he can’t swim and he’s already drowning. Inoo, Daiki and Takaki are tired and they know they can’t swim anymore or else both of them and Hikaru will drown. Yabu being the “hero”, recued Hikaru. Daiki performed a CPR to him because the penguin is a Red Cross volunteer before.
Inoo amazed with Yabu’s heroism, hugged the latter and just praised how manly his boyfriend is. Hikaru who’s still dazed, just sighed. How he wished Yabu would stop from being too possessive with his boyfriend.
(4)
It’s not Hikaru’s intention to princess hug/carry Inoo like a princess, but the pianist of JUMP wants to have fan service, and he was the target of the latter.
That’s why during SUMMARY 2010, Hikaru carried Inoo like a princess while they’re singing. He can see that Yabu is fuming in anger, but he can’t do anything or else Inoo will whine like a girl.
Hikaru was not surprised anymore when he entered the shower room and found a cat. What makes him shout and run to the corridor naked and ended up slipping on the stairs are the dead cat and bloods in the shower stall.
Yabu’s possessiveness worsened after all.
(5)
Hikaru is now hiding inside their company building. He accidentally groped/touched Inoo’s “part” earlier, during their taping for Shounen Club. He didn’t expect that his hand will bounce to Inoo. He didn’t even realized that Inoo is that close to him. And knowing how he almost die in the hands of Yabu, he’s trying to save his life.
He doesn’t know how many hours he spent hiding, but now he’s running all the way to their dressing room, because when Yabu can’t see him anywhere, the older guy just kidnapped his boyfriend.
He entered their dressing room and what welcomed him is a naked and tied figure of Keito and on Keito’s chest there’s a paper which got letter.
“I didn’t know you’re still a virgin Yaotome Hikaru, and that’s maybe the reason why Yaotome is your name.”
“DAMN YOU YABUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!” Hikaru shouted while having a massive nosebleed. He felt dying just seeing his boyfriend tied like that in front of him.
(+1)
Inoo is not the type of boyfriend who easily got jealous. He knows that he’s a flirt, but still his Kou-chan loves him. He realized before that his boyfriend got possessive issues about him, but he loves all of that. Actually he sometimes intended to flirt with Hikaru just to see his friend suffer from his boyfriend’s hands. It’s actually fun, but he knows that Yabu will not really kill Hikaru. They’re best friend after all.
It didn’t occur to him that one day he’ll be a possessive boyfriend as well. His blood is now boiling as he just saw Yabu and Hikaru hugging each other.
‘That monkey! He dare hug my Kou-chan!’ Inoo shouted in his mind.
So now there’s Hikaru, suspended in the air, holding tightly on the harness in his hands. While practicing their flying, the harness that’s in Hikaru’s belt suddenly snapped and it loosen leaving him with the harness tied on his hand only. From his position, he can see the worried look of the members and staffs, but what he’s focused with is Inoo’s smirk. This is no joke because once he let go of the harness, he can die.
“What did I do this time?” Hikaru asked his self while the staffs are bringing him down. When he’s finally safe, he can feel somebody hugged him. He relaxes in the embrace of his younger boyfriend.
“It seems like you have someone new to watch out.” Keito said “I’m glad you’re safe.”
“I’m glad that they didn’t prefer to kill me though.” Hikaru whispered while hugging Keito tightly as if asking for his protection.
On the other hand, both Yabu and Inoo smiled to each other, while entwining their hands.
A/N: Gomen ne Hikaru~ you’re just fun to bully~ hee hee~
Unbeta-ed~ Forgive my grammatical errors.
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