[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

[mysterious_moi]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one

Comments

[divine_storm]

I didn't understand a thing you just said but...

You're an even bigger pig then I thought! You're married?!?

[mysterious_moi]

It is not my fault!

[divine_storm]

It's not your fault? Yeah right... you really can't man up.

[mysterious_moi]

I am being honest! A love potion was put into my drink while she and I were on a date! The culprit even admitted to their actions!

[divine_storm]

A love potion?

... that's the oldest one in the book!

...

And why would someone put use a love potion for two married people anyway?

[mysterious_moi]

I am not the one who put the potion in the wine. I would not know her reasons.

[divine_storm]

And why should I even believe you in the first place?

[mysterious_moi]

...Must I repeat the fact that I have locked myself in my room?

[divine_storm]

... ... how does that prove anything?

Well fine, let's say you're telling the truth. Is your wife hitting on every guy in town?

[mysterious_moi]

Of course not! She is not that sort of person!

[divine_storm]

But you are?

[mysterious_moi]

No! I would never--! Not of my own will!

[divine_storm]

If it was a love potion, she should be feeling it too, no?

[mysterious_moi]

She did not have the wine.

[divine_storm]

...

Fine, then why aren't you telling this to your wife?

[mysterious_moi]

...I do not know how.