[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

[mysterious_moi]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one

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[esperize]

( she just... doesn't even ) Um...

[mysterious_moi]

[aw fuck] ...Hello, mademoiselle. [deploy Mid-Boss Personality Distance System]

[esperize]

... You're married?

[mysterious_moi]

I am indeed, my dear.

[esperize]

Then-- ! You can't say things like that!

[mysterious_moi]

Er... Say what, exactly?

[esperize]

A-All those things... they're supposed to be reserved for the one you've married! Aren't they?

[mysterious_moi]

Er... Not all of them, I think. [he WAS just trying to be gentlemanly to some point...]