funny brain thing...

Nov 22, 2008 10:02

So my original plan was to write letters to people on LJ with no intention of the people ever seeing them. A really great idea!! Healing, helpful, brave, cleansing, and even a untying of the knots exercise so to speak.
Well a few days later I was looking at myself in the mirror, just doing some personal grooming, and out of NOWHERE pops an image of a past lovers penis!! I laughed out loud because it has been years since I have seen this mans genitals and I am still thinking about his damn dick!! WTF I called my old girlfriend in Oregon to tell her what happened because so has also seen this penis. WE LAUGHED HARD!! She told me she has also thought of this particular penis from time to time because it was a really spectacular specimen. She goes on and on about how the penis never even touched her but it simply was in orbit in her world via me and she flashes to it's image at least once a month... now remember this penis hasn't been in our surroundings in like 6 or 7 maybe 8 years!!! SO WE LAUGH MORE
The next day we talk again. This time she informs me she has spoken to her Mother about the penis to get sage advice and to see if this is normal. Her Mom tells her a story...
When I was a little girl we had a pony named Tony. Tony the pony was real small even when he was full grown, but his penis was enormous!! I mean not just big, but we would stare at tony the pony because we would swear his penis might touch the ground. I'd look at him every day just to see if the penis was in the dirt yet! And everybody that saw Tony the pony would talk about his penis... even strangers!! We still talk about Tony the pony amongst the family 50 something years later!
So my friend tells me her Mom figures we will never stop thinking about that penis just like good old Tony the pony.
My point in mentioning this is to remember how the journal transformation happened here.
After this banter I decided maybe I should just write specific parts of people. Dear Tony the pony's penis,
hahah
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