And now for something complelty different....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, myster_web sent to me...
Twelve maypanics drumming
Eleven pippages piping
Ten ursulavs a-leaping
Nine insanexflames dancing
Eight myster_webs a-milking
Seven k_puffs inking
Six ebonyligers a-drawing
Five dra-a-a-agonlets
Four edgevirus
Three cats
Two my parents
...and a myst in a carlisle_coop.