The Thurston Tummy Rebellion Shall Cease

Jan 31, 2008 11:41

So, yesterday was fun...apparently there's an evil stomach flu destroying the tender stomachs of Thurston County. Yesterday morning I was throwing up (and eventually dry heaving) every 10 minutes. I was getting insanely dizzy and was worried I was going to pass out and, well...nobody likes puking so often within an hour that they lose count. So, I had Tae take me to the ER. We were there from 5 am till about noon. After 4 bags of Saline and 2 bags of Potassium, it was time for me so suffer in the comfort of my own home. Luckily, I wasn't puking anymore, but I had a nifty fever of 101.8. Given my normal temp is somewhere in the 96s, I was a bit uncomfortable. Now, it feels like my brain is trying to bust out of my skull. Hangovers are caused by dehydration, right? Maybe, this is my first real hangover. I finally feel like my college days are complete.
Yay for Nyquil. Boo for my stomach's attempt of rebellion. Yay for popsicles, shrugging off responsibilities, and Hellblazer comics. Boo for communism (that's right, Arthur Miller, you heard me) and yay for capitalism.
There's an Ewok celebration in my tummy and I'm not invited.
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