Wow... thats kinda crucial.
You have to pick one or the other. No "both" or "neither" or altercations of any kind. And remember, this is all hypothetical.
1. Would you rather saw a foot off or saw a hand off? hand
2. Would you rather be blind or deaf? deaf
3. Would you rather listen to an album by a band/artist you hate a hundred times or watch a movie you hate a hundred times (in a row)? movie
4. Would you rather die of starvation or die of thirst? starvation
5. Would you rather fall into lava or fall into ice water? ice water
6. Would you rather go to school naked or wear an incredibly embarrassing outfit? embarrassing outfit
7. Would you rather be forgotten after death or remembered and hated? remembered and hated
8. Would you rather be a guest on "Maury" or "Oprah"? Oprah
9. Would you rather be dumped by someone you love or dump someone you love? dump them
10. Would you rather eat something really disgusting or make out with your worst enemy? make out
11. Would you rather not eat for a week or not sleep for a week? not eat
12. Would you rather go to the bathroom in public or hold it for a few hours? if you mean public bathroom, I'd go but otherwise, I'd hold it.
13. Would you rather work at a slaughterhouse or pick up road kill with your bare hands? work at slaughterhouse
14. Would you rather have a twenty-four hour migraine or a twenty-four hour stomachache? headache
15. Would you rather do a 100,000 word essay on the cotton gin in one night or not see your significant other for a month? essay
16. Would you rather be shot in the stomach or shot in the head (you miraculously survive)? umm stomach duh
17. Would you rather receive a phone call saying your significant other was in an accident or a close relative? relative.. thats mean but.. I don't know. I guess I'm just mean.
18. Would you rather have a humiliating photo of yourself circulating around the Internet or a humiliating secret? secret.. you can deny secrets
19. Would you rather be killed by Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) or Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)? I don't know how jason killed his people but freddy scared the CRAP outta me so I guess jason
20. Would you rather be a vampire and have a stake driven through your heart or be a werewolf and get shot by a silver bullet? werewolf
21. Would you rather be in an intense car accident or a plane crash? car accident
22. Would you rather rob a bank or a supermarket? I would rather the bank but I think I would get caught easier.. but I'm sure I'd get caught either way
23. Would you rather eat muffins or cupcakes? cupcakes lol ohh thats tourture!
24. Would you rather be a chain smoker or a raging alcoholic? smoker.. I don't like smoking but at least you're not all crazy and shit
25. Would you rather have your favorite band break up or have your favorite TV show cancelled/taken off air? band
26. Would you rather have a facial deformity or a life-interfering disease? disease
27. Would you rather have a hideous car that works or a beautiful car that acts up? beautiful car
28. Would you rather be unhappy and rich or happy and poor? happy and poor.. with my beautiful car that acts up lol
29. Would you rather fall into a narrow, icy crevice or a volcano (you die either way)? narrow icy crevice
30. Would you rather go outside in the snow with no shirt on or no pants on? no shirt
31. Would you rather have your movie do well but be ripped apart by critics or very little known? do well
32. Would you rather have a glass bottle broken over your head or be touched with an extremely hot iron? glass bottle
33. Would you rather be hit by a bus or fall down a very rocky hill side (you miraculously survive)? rocky hillside
34. Would you rather go under cardiac arrest or have a stroke? cardiac arrest
35. Would you rather be a heart surgeon or an embalmer? embalmer
36. Would you rather be on a reality show or a game show? game show
37. Would you rather be big but healthy or skinny but unhealthy? skinny and unhealthy
38. Would you rather be ugly or stupid? stupid
39. Would you rather be be a bad artist or a bad writer? bad artist (I am anyway)
40. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone with basically no hope for a rescue or with a group of people you hate with a hope of a rescue? people I hate.. I'd probably end up liking them in the end anyway and then I might be able to leave
41. Would you rather have weight problems or acne problems? weight problems
42. Would you rather find out your friend told a deep, dark secret of yours to a gossip or that your significant other cheated on you with a slut/dick? cheated
43. Would you rather have crappy acting or crappy singing? acting
44. Would you rather acquire herpes or become pregnant (if you're a guy, just say herpes)? ohh man thats hard.. pregnant
45. Would you rather drown or be burned to death? drown
46. Would you rather have no plumbing or no electricity? no electricity
47. Would you rather live without a computer or without a TV? TV
48. Would you rather go to prison for a few years or go through aversion therapy a la A Clockwork Orange? I have no clue what that last one is so therefore I don't have to say. But if anyone knows what it is.. let me know.
49. Would you rather go without breakfast or go without dinner? dinner
50. Would you rather have no air conditioning or no heat? no air conditioning
51. Would you rather stick needles under your fingernails or have every hair on your head plucked out with tweezers? needles
1. Would you rather saw a foot off or saw a hand off? hand
2. Would you rather be blind or deaf? deaf
3. Would you rather listen to an album by a band/artist you hate a hundred times or watch a movie you hate a hundred times (in a row)? movie
4. Would you rather die of starvation or die of thirst? starvation
5. Would you rather fall into lava or fall into ice water? ice water
6. Would you rather go to school naked or wear an incredibly embarrassing outfit? embarrassing outfit
7. Would you rather be forgotten after death or remembered and hated? remembered and hated
8. Would you rather be a guest on "Maury" or "Oprah"? Oprah
9. Would you rather be dumped by someone you love or dump someone you love? dump them
10. Would you rather eat something really disgusting or make out with your worst enemy? make out
11. Would you rather not eat for a week or not sleep for a week? not eat
12. Would you rather go to the bathroom in public or hold it for a few hours? if you mean public bathroom, I'd go but otherwise, I'd hold it.
13. Would you rather work at a slaughterhouse or pick up road kill with your bare hands? work at slaughterhouse
14. Would you rather have a twenty-four hour migraine or a twenty-four hour stomachache? headache
15. Would you rather do a 100,000 word essay on the cotton gin in one night or not see your significant other for a month? essay
16. Would you rather be shot in the stomach or shot in the head (you miraculously survive)? umm stomach duh
17. Would you rather receive a phone call saying your significant other was in an accident or a close relative? relative.. thats mean but.. I don't know. I guess I'm just mean.
18. Would you rather have a humiliating photo of yourself circulating around the Internet or a humiliating secret? secret.. you can deny secrets
19. Would you rather be killed by Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) or Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)? I don't know how jason killed his people but freddy scared the CRAP outta me so I guess jason
20. Would you rather be a vampire and have a stake driven through your heart or be a werewolf and get shot by a silver bullet? werewolf
21. Would you rather be in an intense car accident or a plane crash? car accident
22. Would you rather rob a bank or a supermarket? I would rather the bank but I think I would get caught easier.. but I'm sure I'd get caught either way
23. Would you rather eat muffins or cupcakes? cupcakes lol ohh thats tourture!
24. Would you rather be a chain smoker or a raging alcoholic? smoker.. I don't like smoking but at least you're not all crazy and shit
25. Would you rather have your favorite band break up or have your favorite TV show cancelled/taken off air? band
26. Would you rather have a facial deformity or a life-interfering disease? disease
27. Would you rather have a hideous car that works or a beautiful car that acts up? beautiful car
28. Would you rather be unhappy and rich or happy and poor? happy and poor.. with my beautiful car that acts up lol
29. Would you rather fall into a narrow, icy crevice or a volcano (you die either way)? narrow icy crevice
30. Would you rather go outside in the snow with no shirt on or no pants on? no shirt
31. Would you rather have your movie do well but be ripped apart by critics or very little known? do well
32. Would you rather have a glass bottle broken over your head or be touched with an extremely hot iron? glass bottle
33. Would you rather be hit by a bus or fall down a very rocky hill side (you miraculously survive)? rocky hillside
34. Would you rather go under cardiac arrest or have a stroke? cardiac arrest
35. Would you rather be a heart surgeon or an embalmer? embalmer
36. Would you rather be on a reality show or a game show? game show
37. Would you rather be big but healthy or skinny but unhealthy? skinny and unhealthy
38. Would you rather be ugly or stupid? stupid
39. Would you rather be be a bad artist or a bad writer? bad artist (I am anyway)
40. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone with basically no hope for a rescue or with a group of people you hate with a hope of a rescue? people I hate.. I'd probably end up liking them in the end anyway and then I might be able to leave
41. Would you rather have weight problems or acne problems? weight problems
42. Would you rather find out your friend told a deep, dark secret of yours to a gossip or that your significant other cheated on you with a slut/dick? cheated
43. Would you rather have crappy acting or crappy singing? acting
44. Would you rather acquire herpes or become pregnant (if you're a guy, just say herpes)? ohh man thats hard.. pregnant
45. Would you rather drown or be burned to death? drown
46. Would you rather have no plumbing or no electricity? no electricity
47. Would you rather live without a computer or without a TV? TV
48. Would you rather go to prison for a few years or go through aversion therapy a la A Clockwork Orange? I have no clue what that last one is so therefore I don't have to say. But if anyone knows what it is.. let me know.
49. Would you rather go without breakfast or go without dinner? dinner
50. Would you rather have no air conditioning or no heat? no air conditioning
51. Would you rather stick needles under your fingernails or have every hair on your head plucked out with tweezers? needles