Dear Science

Feb 12, 2007 02:35

Dear Science

While a nice theory, I regret to inform you that the infinite mucus exiting my nose disproves your laws of thermodynamics. However while on the subject, if you could avoid using this infinite source to power a vast water (or perhaps snot) wheel and thus create the worlds first, and grossest perpetual motion device, I will stay quite about your rules being wrong until such time as you make up new ones.

Yours
Marc

PS. How long have I been able to write letters to abstract concepts and fields of study, and how long is your average reply time.
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