THE DARK KNIGHT

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ONE.

WORD.

EPIC.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE

I JUST GOT HOME

AND

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LAUGHED

I CRIED (I ACTUALLY DID)

I LOVE IT MORE THAN BATS

AHHAHAAH GET IT

FUCK I LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE

Vanessa and I decided that Sexy is not Christian Bale's middle name.

IT IS HIS FIRST.

Heath Ledger was FUCKING BRILLIANT

WHY WAS IT A LOST REUNION LOOOOOOOOOL I LAUGHED

ALSO, NEW CROSSOVER: BATMAN/LOST/PRISON BREAK!!!!!!!!!

I was really sad Bill Fichtner died in the first 10 minutes.

BUT FUCK!!!!!!!!!! RICHARD LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO SIRIUS

sirius-is-not-dead THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!! (that's how it's done, JK)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The only thing I disagreed on was the lack of Katie Holmes. Maggie is a GREAT actress, but it just wasn't the same. She basically made Rachel all sexy when Katie was always so grounded and sweet and innocent. A part of me wants to believe that that hasn't changed because the idea of Bruce, so strong, so iconic, can still put all of his heart and love into his childhood love.

Ah well. Maybe now he can move onto me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THANK GOD I AM SEEING IT AGAIN ON MONDAY

IN IMAX!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD