SOOOOOOOOO PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END??
I LOVED THIS MOVIE
DOWN WITH ALL THE SHIT-TALKERS
why can't we just live in a world where everyone loves everything? that would make me extraordinarily happy, kthx.
OKAY SO MY FACE WAS LIKE THIS FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE:
AND WHEN TIA DALMA CHANGED DAVY INTO A MAN!!!!!!!:
CALYPSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND THEN FOR THE LITTLE BIT AFTER THE CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
I was actually crying during the last moment spent together with Will/Elizabeth. I thought it was so sensual when Orlando was like, kissing her leg (hi Keira Knightley in a dress worthy of Vogue), and then when he was about to leave, they did the HUGE SEXUAL TENSION NOT GONNA KISS moment and I was holding my breath because it was so like.. DOO SOMETHING kind of a moment.. and he gives her the chest with his heart "it's always been yours" and he walked off and I was like, WHAT NOOO and Elizabeth is like, "...kfjhaskjfhas WILLL!!" and I start CRYING SO HARD and she runs to him and kisses him for like a minute and I'm bawling my eyes out because this material is 723984 times better than The Notebook and I love Will/Elizabeth so much because they are MEANT TO BE and they are so much love and THEY GOT MARRIED DURING A FRIGGIN COMBAT SCENE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW IF THEY'D HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AND I WAS ALSO CRYING WHEN WILL "DIED" AND I JUST OOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
anyway.. sigh.
I LOOOVE all the PotC1 moments.. the 2 dudes babbling away while Jack decieved them, the DOGGIEEEE from the jailcell, Jack escaping the jailcell using the power of LEVERAGE!! (Will's teachings) and Jack sailing over the sand dunes standing on the mast and THE LITTLE BOAT AT THE END OF THE MOVIE!! and his and Mr. Gibbs's little chant thing about.. something I can't remmeber LOL but there were so many more I just can't remember... OMG OMGOMGOGM AND "GOODBYE, POPPIT" AKFJHAFKJSH THAT PART GAVE ME SHIVERS OF NOSTALGIA ♥
AHHAHA HOW MUCH DID I LOVE THE 9 PIECES OF EIGHT. "Do you suppose we'd call them the 9 pieces of whatever it was that we found?" LOLOL AKFHSF BLOODY BROKE PIRATES I LOVE THEM HHAHAHAH MR. GIBBS
LMFAO THE GEISHA PIRATE WTF
JACK'S DADDY OOOOOOOMG I KNEW IT "JACKIE." "HOW'S MUM?" "*SHRUNKEN HEAD*" "OH SHE LOOKS GOOD" LOOOOOOL AFKJHSFKJSFKJAFKJSFKJ
THE SINGING HAS BEGUN
CHOW YUN FAT ROFL WHEN RAGHETTI LOOKED UP LIZ'S DRESS AND THEN THE OTHER PIRATE LOOKED UP SOME FAT DUDE'S PANTS HHAHAHAHAHHhaAHAh "MORE STEAM"
MONKEY!JACKKK ♥
BARBOSSAAAAAAAAA YOU SEXY DEVIL.. not.. so sexy.. but.... YOU KINDA RULE
DAVY AND TIA DALMA AKA CALYPSO WERE LOVERSSSSSS "YOU ALWAYS HAD MY HEART" LAJKHFKJHFKJAFJKHKJKJBJKJKJAKJFHKJSFSKJFSFKJIHAF WOW CALYPSO WAS HUGE AND HAD CRABS LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO MICHAEL
ROFL MULTI!JACK WAS AMAZING "FREEZE! I LOST MY BRAIN!!" kajskjasfkjasfas
I LOVE HOW JACK SLICED DAVY'S TENTACLES LMFAO FLAMFOAF throughout the entire movie, everytime Davy came into a scene, I would do TENTACLE FINGERSSS to Michael.. it creeped the shit out of him ROOOFL ♥ and I would imitate that ONE suction cup on Davy's face LOOOOL
BOOTSRAPS "He won't choose me. Hell, I wouldn't choose me." kajhsdfkjaskjaskjadfkjfkjjkjjhasa THE FLYING DUTCHMEN ARE ALL MEN NOW AND MR. TURNER
"MAN THE WHEEL, MR. TURNER."
"AYE, CAPTAIN TURNER."
LOOOOOOOOVE
POOR ORLI'S HEART IS RIPPED OUT AND IN A FRIGGIN BOX
It wasn't on the ride home that I figured out why they showed us "10 years later" that Will returned home.. I forgot that Jack had mentioned that you can only come back every 10 years and spend the rest of the time underwater.. but the flash of green (AVADA KEDAVRA) and just.. ogh it's all so romantic..
I really need to rewatch the movie, and more specifically watch it with subtitles and whatever. I still don't get the entire concept of the brethren (LOL♥) and the whole.. sunset down flash of green and like.. I loved the "up is down" thing though.. anyway, the whole concept of it all, and all of stupid Beckett's ploys..
OMG COMMODORE JAMES NORRINGTON I LOVE YOUUUU WHYYYYYY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE CRIES
I love how in that scene, when they're trying to escape on the ropes, you hear a Chinese dude say "faster, faster!" in Cantonese.. I luled. rkjashfa.
HAMMERHEAD AND RANDOM CONCH SHELL DUUUUDE LOOOOOL AKFHSWIHRIHHAUUHAFKJSFJKSF RAGHETTI'S EYEBALL WAS BARBOSSA'S PIECE OF EIGHT ROFAKJFSHD
"Calypso, I free you from your human bonds." LMFAOOO RAGHETTII EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "..................................wtf." SO SEXUAL
OKAY WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY
oh yeah I thought the Beckett dying slo-mo thing was kinda.. awkward rofl I was kinda just like, ...oh please don't tell me you're doing that... but that was pretty much the only thing I didn't fancy so much, rofl.
I WANT TO REWATCH THAT LIZ RUNNING TO WILL ENDING AGAIN.. I JUST... SO. MUCH. CRIES. MY HEART IS TOTALLY UNSETTLED TO THE FACT THAT IT'S LIKE A HAPPY ENDING EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE WILL AND LIZ CAN ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AND WILL AND HIS SON EVERY 10 YEARS.. LIKE.. WHAT IS THAT.. PLEASEE LET THERE BE A FOURTH MOVIE WHERE HIS FLYING DUTCHMEN CURSE IS LIFTED AND THEY CAN FINALLY SEE SUNNY SKIES AND LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER :(((((((((((((((((((((((( BAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEMMMMMM OHHHHHHH ORLANDOOOO YOU HURT MY HEART...COME HOME TO MEE.. OR EVANGELINE.. WHATEVER.. JUST.. I LOVE YOU
AND KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS SO GORGEOUS
AND ORLANDO STILL LOOKS HOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE (humanahhumanahhumanah baby)
AND JOHNNY DEPP STILL LOOKS HOT BUT ONLY AS A PIRATE (kthx)
AND I WANNA SEE THIS MOVIE AGAAAAAAIN!!!!!! LOVEDD ITT PEOPLEEEPELPELE LOVED. IT. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED ME SOME NEW PotC ICONS!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAY!!!!!!!!