Veronica Mars - Season 3 Episode 9 - Spit & Eggs

Dec 05, 2006 21:15

okay, I know this is a week late, but I didn't have a chance to coherently discuss the episode last week... not that what you're about to read is coherent, but at least it's something.

The Classic Spastic Commentary
Okay, rewatching episode, here we gooooo:

When I first watched this episode, I was like, wtf why is it starting at a party and then I was like, HOOLY SHIT WTF WHY IS VERONICA RUNNING AHHHHH and she doesn't know Piz is at a party and AHH MAN IN MYSTERIOUS SHOOOESSS. and then the credits ran adn I was like, ... *shoots face, as per usual* rofl. and theeeen "TWO DAYS EARLIER" and everything makes sense! they did the previewing thing, woo! :) oh God, crazy sorority girls and the giant pig is hilarious, lmfao. LOL. Dick, ilu. KSFHSf HAHAHAH. "Take a picture, ladies, it'll last longer!" "Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate." "Ah, he's a master debater!" LOLOLOL. OHS NOESSS LoVeeeeeeeeeeee *WEEPS* "I can't do this anymore, Veronica." NONOONONONOOO. awwiee Logan :((((( KAJFHFS OH LOGAN. "I'm always here, if you need anything. But you never need anything." CRIES. lolololol Weevil discussing wrestlers with the dean, looooool. "Hot damn, I'm back in business!" lolol. aww Weev, you're such a cutie.

errr Dean's wife. and... random dude. he's scary. Mel. Mel, you're scary. AWWW V!!!!! she's all emo and depressed and looking at her lunch and MAC AND WALLY LMFAO I LOVE THEM and akshfs they really are the bestest friends ever and LOLOL WALLACE. aww Veronica. LMFAO PIZ. "Hey gang! What's the word? Is it avuncular?" LMFAO AKHSf. WTF. "Quality radio, people." LOLAKFJHS. aw, dean getting Keith to investigate his wife. "Going somewhere?" "Ohh, very good number one daughter, you might make a detective, yet." awwie V and Papa Mars. he cares so much about herrr. oh V. OH V. CRYING IN THE SHOWER. YOU KNOW HOW YOU KILL ME WHEN YOU CRY. BUT IN THE SHOWER. *dies* :(((((((( lol Piz and his show. and gahh dean keeping the greek houses. lololol Dick and his frat boys. and LMFAO THE DEAN IS LISTENING TO A SONG FROM DDR!! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MELLOOOWW. alkdjfd. ohhh man, scary sorority girls. scary bull nose girrrrl. HOLY EGGS. aksjfhas. those crazy bitches!! rocking his car like crazy, WTF LOL. okay, srsly, they scare me. LMAO GAYDAR LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE OFFICE REFERENCEEEEEE OHHH MANN I LOVE YOU KEITH LOLOL AKFJSf.

ehehehehe V's haircut. HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE MIIIINE. and rofl, Parker. yaaay she's giving away special coasters and rape whistles!! aww, Parker is so cute. and ehehe V. she helps out the dean so much now. this guy is actually a really good prof, just.. creepy 'cause ya, lmfao. yayay V got an A. "See me, Tim." akjsfhas rofl. "I'm gonna pour over your creepy rape investigation board!" kajshf. "Are we Starsky and Butch?" KSJFS. "Where credits due." ehehe past episode title. Tim's girlfriiiiend, wtf. "Have we met?" ".......I don't think so!" rofl. aw V eating soup, she's so cute. "There's a meatloaf in the oven." "Nooow we're talkin'!" lmfao. rofl V is so smart.

heheehheehheeh Wallace and Piz and Moe. "Someone has been leaving a surprise in the third stall everyday for the past two weeks. This person APPARENTLY never learnt how to flush, and it's my amateur medical opinion that he's also suffering from what must be a terminal disease. So?" "Not guilty, man." "Third stall stage right or stage left?" "...Stage right?" "...Yeah, not guilty either." LOLOLOL. LOL V TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM TO GO TO THE PI SIG PARTY. HAHAHA. "Beer, and ladies, and music. And other stuff guys like, I'm sure. Fast cars, loose slots! Electronic gadgetry! Televised sports, pornography... nothing!? None of this grabs you?!" LOLOLOL. "Are you freaking kidding me." LOL MAC I LOVE YOU AND I MISSED YOUUU. "I think all the glitter has come off my pornstar tubetop!!!" LOLOL. aw Keith having to tell Cyrus that his wife is cheating on him :(

"And if you see a really cute girl and you wanna dance with her?" "Dance! Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped!" "That kind of takes the fun out of it." "Hey, it's your life." "Since when?" LOLOL. I LOVE WALLACE AND V. akshfafs Chip pisses me offf sooo much, but lollerskates at V "My guess, the other tests to see whether drinks are wet!" LOLOLOL. "There you go, Bambi! If it turns red, he's trying to rape you! If it doesn't, he still might be trying to rape you!" kahfasf. Sweeet Carooooliiiiine. oooh, the thingies on the stage are made out of pop cans! and LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO THE PIZ DANCE OMGOMGOGM I LOVE HIM LMAOOAOAOA FKJSHFKKSFHSFLAFS. HAHHAAH WALLACE'S FAAAAAACE LMFAO LFMAFOS. eww Tim's girlfriend with Dick. "Use protection, lots and LOTS of protection." LMFAO MAC. I love her "Ask me about my STD" shirt LOLOL. LMAOOO.

aw Cyrus, poor guy. omg I just realized, he'll never be able to taste the wine from that 40 year old bottle. awww. LMAO RANDOM PASSED OUT FRIEND. okay those backup singers/dancers are so weird, lmfao. CYRUSSS YOU HAVE A GUUUN???? whaat the fraaaaaak. oh man, Tim's at the party, uhhh oh. holy crazy spastic man. ANGER MANAGEMENT, MUCH?? alskfajs Logan and some random blonde. lol stupid Mercer. AW LOGAN akshfas and Wallace helping and aww ajsfas. gaahh Kim Kaiser. and ergh, the prof and the dean's wife. ohhhh man, it's Cyrus at the door. ohhh man. ohh man, Carrie. LKSJSF. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS SAID ON THE SPEAKER THING. WTF WTF WTF.

oh man, stupid Sacks. Sacs. Sachs. whatever. YOU SHOULD'VE EVACUATED. and SKFHS MERCER. FATBOY SLIIIM. GAAAH MERCERR WTFFF. oh man oh man oh man he's so scary omgomgogmg aksjhfasf. oh man the razer omgomgomg. omg at first I thought V was in the closet, but it was Carrie and AHHH V!!!! OOOMG SOOO SCARY AKFJSF. OOOOMG SOOO SCARY AKIJFHSF. HE PUNCHED HER. HE. PUNCHED. HER. OOOMG. KSFJHS. AHHH DRILL THING SHE STUCK IT IN HIS LEG RUN V RUN V AHHHHHHH!!!!!! OMMG GTHE MUSIC AND THE EFFECTS ON TEH VIDEO AND AKFJHSFSJFH. RUN VERONICA RUN OOOMG AKJFHSf. I WANT HER HAIR!! KSJFHSF. omg Moe. omgomgomg. omgomgogomgogmgomg V!!! HE'S TRICKING YOU. NOOO. WHY IS HE LOCKING THE DOOR. AHHHH. THE CORKBOARD. A PICTURE OF MERCER AND MOE. NOOOO. STUPID GHB! AHHH NOOOO. WEEPS. THE DOOR'S LOOCKED. OHH MY GOD. WALK VERONICA, YOU CAN DO IT. AHHH SHE'S TOO FAR UP. KFJHSf. AHHHHHh. HIDE IN THE CLOSET. CALL PAPA MARS. SKFHJSf. omgogogogmg random compartment at the top WITH HAIR AFJHSf AND A HAMMER? AND V'S HAIR AKJFSf. ooomg akjhfas.

Moe calls Mercer "sir" omgomgogm and V's phone's rinignigng OMOGMOGMGo. AHHH. YES IT'S HAMMERTIME!! SJFHSf. MERCER BEATING UP MOE. oooomg. THE RAPE WHISTLE. HTE RAPE WHISTLE AKJFHSf. OH PARKER. oh dude, Mercer is so smart hiding the stuff in a pop can. oh Parker kajfhas. omgomgomgogmogmg. "What happened to your leg, man?" "Pet cougar." omgomgogm Parker. aksjfas. ooooooooomg SKFJHS. omgomg Parker find V OOOMG AKJFHSf. oh man, the dean. people throwing eggs at your window in the middle of the night. oh man oh man. OHH MAN DOOR OPENING. RANDOM PERSOn. AHHHH. "What are you doing here?" WHO IS IT SFSf. oh man, Mercer's leg is super gross. and he's actually getting Moe to use PLIERS to take out the nail omgomgomgomgomgg. OH KEITH. I love V's hair, and aw she's explaining everything to Wally, Mac, and Piz. "Has Logan been by?" "I haven't seen him." CUT TO DINER. LOGAN APPEARS, AND STARTS SMASHING COP CAR WITH BASEBALL BAT. "AHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING", I SAID LAST WEEK. CUT TO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT LITTLE CELL WITH MOE AND MERCER ON BUNK BED. LOGAN GETS BROUGHT IN, LOGAN'S FACE IS ALL "I'M READY TO BEAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!" AND MERCER'S LIKE, "OH SHIT." KARRIE'S LIKE, OMGOGOMG I LOVE YOU LOGAN. CUT TO DEAN'S OFFICE. WEEVIL WALKS IN WITH HIGH DEF SYSTEM, SEES DEAN WITH BULLET HOLE IN HEAD. CREDITS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Review
WHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE. SKFJHSKFJHAKFHS. I was so mad when I saw so many people on my flist last week who were all, "eh, VM still sucks." WHAT?!?!? kajsfhsf. Veronica Mars is my favouritest show in the entire world. why can't everyone just enjoy television!? kasjfsa. this episode was amazing. it had humor, heartache, and SUSPENSE!! aksfjhasf. I loved it. LOVED IT. JANUARY 23RD, COME FASTER!?!?

I am so heartbroken at the fact that LoVe finally gave way, though I'm glad they at least stuck it out for 9 episodes. LoVe fans have suffered so much the first two seasons. They get together for like, 2 episodes and then it ends! like, wtf?! But, this season has been really good. It's scary to know that they're apart now, but after seeing what Logan did at the end of the episode for Veronica, that's freaking love. He's willing to put himself on the line, getting himself into freaking jail so that he can teach Mercer a lesson for hurting HIS GIRL. just, GAH! Their story really is epic, I LOVE THEM.

MAC! AND WEEVIL! I love having them in episodes, they just...SKFJHSF SO AWESOME. the thing that's worrying me the most is the fact that Weevil is the one who found the dean in the office the next morning dead. WHAT IF PEOPLE BLAME HIM!? I WILL KILL SOMEONE IF THEY DO. Weevil has gone through enough, and he was all nice and stuff to the dean! Gah ;_; Also, I hope Tina works around her schedule more so that we can have her in more VM episodes and she won't be busy due to filming Big Love.

Wallace and Veronica. GUH. they really are... just... such awesome best friends. their friendship intensifies for me because Michael is the Wallace to my Veronica and lately he's been the cutest thing ever and I know I would die without him, just as V would be nowhere if she didn't have Wallace's support.

PIIIIZ!!! I finished watching four episodes of "Life As We Know It" today, and I've got the fifth one downloaded and ready to be watched. I. Love. Chris. Lowell. He is amazing, really! and I know that most people don't like him due to his actions and the way he wouldn't talk to Logan and tell him where V was a few episodes ago, but okay, honestly. tonight's episode was awesome, and HIS DANCE? LOLOLOL HIS DANCE AKJFHSF. here's the YouTube link for the dance GAHAHAHA AND WALLACE'S FACE, omfg, priceless.

MERCER IS THE RAPIST, GAHHH. Nicole pointed out that while V had cleared Mercer of the previous rapes, everything is annulled because we find out that some of the "rapes" were faked, anyway. So Mercer was never really homefree. Can someone please explain to me the significance of what V heard on the radio before going to Carrie Kaiser's room? I DON'T GET IT. ALSO. Getting Moe into this whole shabang? GENIUS. who the frak would have been able to put that together!? lahfas, srsly. okay. honestly. I love you, Rob Thomas.

And finally...THE DEAN IS DEAD, HOLY SHIT. How will we solve this one ;______; he DOES say "What are you doing here?" which maybe hints at the fact that the dean knows this person, but then again... maybe not. WE'LL SEE... IN A MONTH AND A HALF. *cries*

Okay, that's about it. I know most of you guys haven't seen the episode in a week, but hopefully if you read all of that, you've been refreshed and can discuss this with me. LOVE! ♥ (and LoVe ftw)

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