twenty-ninth bottlemail
[voice; aside from Ash, you can also hear someone going 'ooooooo' and making spooky sounds in the back for the entirety of the post.]
You've gotta be kidding me. This is the event?!
[He pauses, probably to admire his actor's increasingly shrill ghost sounds. He also seems to be pushing a chair across the room.]
OH COME ON, I DON'T SOUND ANYTHING ( Read more... )
You've gotta be kidding me. This is the event?!
[He pauses, probably to admire his actor's increasingly shrill ghost sounds. He also seems to be pushing a chair across the room.]
OH COME ON, I DON'T SOUND ANYTHING ( Read more... )
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I really hope these guys aren't supposed to be part of that play. It's really starting to look like it.
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Seriously, though, if they were going to get someone to act us out, couldn't they get someone better?!
This guy doesn't even look like me!
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At least yours isn't wearing a sheet.
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Does this look anything like me?
[ ...what appears to be a dwarf dressed in Eiko's clothes, the material stretched too tight over his muscles. There's a paper horn attached on a headband, though the fact that it's off-center suggests there used to be two. Paper wings and a bamboo flute he's tootling on complete the outfit; when he realizes the camera is on him, he pauses and waves, chirping out in falsetto. ]
Is that you, Ash? I mean, of course I know it's you, but I feel compelled to ask every time, just to make sure~
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Well, I guess I can see some resemblance... [He manages another chuckle before actor!Ash realizes who's on screen, shoving the real Ash aside.]
Eiko, are you alright?! There's an event going on, so we have to be extra careful no matter what it is!
[He then turns around, staring up at the ceiling.] What should I do, Haze? WHAT WOULD HAZE DO?
[Ash takes this opportunity to reclaim his chair.] Um, yeah.
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Well, you don't look like that... but maybe they got some parts right.
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[Well, at least now he's too flustered to be annoyed by his actor's constant wailing in the background.]
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It's kind of cute, that's all.
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[wait wait wait what.]
W-what did you say?
[He looks kind of horrified now and has become significantly more transparent. Because ghosts can't blush like all you cool living people.]
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Are you okay? You're looking ... um... ghost-lier.
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[As soon as she mentions his lack of substantialness, he snaps back to a physical form.] Oh, um... I guess I've been confined too long! Whoops! [And he tacks a little forced chuckle onto the end there for good measure. His actor mimics him in the background.]
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[Beaaam.] Don't worry, though! As the real thing, you look waaaay better than that.
[Somehow, this is supposed to be comforting.]
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Ash doesn't even know what to believe in anymore. Or why this even bothers him so much.]
Yeah... you too, Eiko.
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Thanks, I guess!
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