Fic Challenge
so, the roomie and I got the Bleach game, Shattered Blade, for the Wii for Christmas and in playing it, have found some wonderful prompts that just make our brains jump straight into the gutter and while I would LOVE to write every single one, I just don't have that much time. so I offer a challenge to those on my flist: write a fic with some of these and share in all the gutter glory.
Rules:
- Pick two or more characters from the list.
- Pick one or more lines from each character's list.
- Write some ficcage.
Prizes:
- I'll write you a fic with your pick of prompts from the lists
Don't ask me how those that'll get fics will be picked ... I haven't decided yet. Heck, if few enough people participate, everyone might just get one.
Note: more lines will be added as I unlock more stuff.
Ichigo
Uryuu, I'm gonna make you cry.
Orihime, don't hold it against me.
Let's go, Chad.
So you're serious? Well then, get ready.
Sorry I overdid it. Can you bandage that yourself?
I'm gonna beat you and then leave.
Sorry about that We were interrupted. Now let's get back to it.
If I were in your position.
Sorry for the wait Renji.
See? Didn't I get better?
Let's do it, old man Zangetsu!
Hitsugaya
No~~~o wa~~~~ay *comes*
Don't blame me if you freeze to death.
All right, you just watch what happens next.
You can punish me any way you like afterwards.
Just like I told you.
Che, he is powerful.
Hey you, my gigai is not a dress up doll.
It's not Toushiro, it's Captain Hitsugaya.
I won't tell anyone, just quit now.
Don't regret it later.
Just what happened here?
Now you're done Ichimaru.
What exactly are you after.
I can't take this anymore.
Hey. Hey. I'm busy too.
I told you if you ever made Sega bleed, I'd kill you myself (for shits and giggles)
Bleach wii. so this is what everyone is so excited about. (for shits and giggles)
Kenpachi
Such Elation!
What better way to spend one's days.
Huh, something's missing.
This is the ultimate.
I love it.
Here we go! *laughs manically*
Renji
Right there! And again!
Because you're slower than me.
You're nothing much.
C'mon, you enjoy giving it your all, didn't you?
Hey ... what did you expect?
What? Is that all?
I-it had nothing to do with you.
What's wrong with me wearing this uniform?
I'm gonna give it my all, Hisagi.
Byakuya
I cannot indulge as an average person.
Your next move will shorten your life.
Ichigo Kurosaki, you have reached your limit.
Turn away now or you'll shorten your life, Ukitake.
You shall regret making me fall to my knee.
Carve it into that body.
Surely you do not think we are on a first name basis.
Rukia
Mine!
Not yet. That was just practice, this is the real one.
Now that's more like it.
It cannot be helped. I'll let you go this time.
Orihime
Ow
Had enough?
Oh right ... let's try it once more.
It didn't work?
Rangiku
Prepare yourself.
I'll put you out of your misery.
*whines* aw, I'm beat, we don't have to keep going, do we?
*sigh* What are you going to do?
Oh, I see. Well, then goodbye.
I have no choice but to use force.
Momo
Not yet.
*gasps* ah, that's ...
Well, Toushiro, I'm not that bad.
This feels weird.
*giggles* how's that? Not bad, huh?
Renji, I won't go easy on you.
Shuu-chan, here I come.
*wimper* it's not working.
It can't be helped.
Whatever happens, don't blame me.
Could I stay with you a little longer (Captain Sega)
Kira
Can you still stand?
You can't get away.
Alright. One more time.
I am such a failure.
Hanataro
I hope this hits.
I can do it too.
I wonder what happened.
O-one more time.
*sigh of relief* oh thank goo- I ...uh ... um ... I mean, nothing.
I couldn't do it after all.
No! Please stop!
It's not doing anything.
This must be some mistake.
Captain Kurotsuchi? Why me?
Are you sure you want to do this
Ganju. L-let's not get violent.
I don't know if I can do this.
Er, is this some kind of joke?
This isn't a dream, is it?
Yes, I did it.
Do we really have to do this?
Uh, can we, um, just forget about this.
Alright, I'm going for it.
I can do it!
Where do I put my zanpakuto?
You want some medicine?
Bleach wii ... try to win with me, I really hate dying. (for shits and giggles)
Ikkkau
I won't let you get away, Hanataro
Well you lasted longer than I thought you would.
Komamura
Enough talk.
That will end it.
I cannot back down now.
Shuuhei
That all you got?
Get in my way and I'll show you what I got.
Too easy.
You won't get away.
Ready yourself.
There!
Gagagaga!
You're too slow.
Alright. That was just a warm up.
Now's the real thing.
Yoruichi
Is it over already?
You have guts, I'll give you that.
Come to your senses, Ichigo.
You can't get away.
Easy, too easy.
You are such trouble.
The next time won't be the same.
Isn't this fun.
Oh, very good, very good.
What's the matter Soi Fon, come at me.
Let me see your Bankai.
Time to practice.
Well, at least it was a way to kill some time.
Hmmm, this is getting interesting.
What, are you asleep over there.
Come, Ichigo.
Alright, here we go.
Now that was enjoyable, indeed.
It's been a long time, little Sega (for shits and giggles)
The Bleach wii remote is an important tool used by the stealth force (for shits and giggles)
Soi Fon
How disappointing.
You are not worth the effort.
Next time I won't be caught off guard.
No, Madame Yoruichi, why? (very gaspy)
Sur-Surely you jest Madame Yoruichi.
Yes, Madame Yoruichi.
Don't get cocky.
It's Sega, Madame Yoruichi (for shits and giggles)
Don't move. If you move even one muscle, I'll kill you in an instant with this wii remote (for shits and giggles)
enjoy the crack and let's have some fun.
Rules:
- Pick two or more characters from the list.
- Pick one or more lines from each character's list.
- Write some ficcage.
Prizes:
- I'll write you a fic with your pick of prompts from the lists
Don't ask me how those that'll get fics will be picked ... I haven't decided yet. Heck, if few enough people participate, everyone might just get one.
Note: more lines will be added as I unlock more stuff.
Ichigo
Uryuu, I'm gonna make you cry.
Orihime, don't hold it against me.
Let's go, Chad.
So you're serious? Well then, get ready.
Sorry I overdid it. Can you bandage that yourself?
I'm gonna beat you and then leave.
Sorry about that We were interrupted. Now let's get back to it.
If I were in your position.
Sorry for the wait Renji.
See? Didn't I get better?
Let's do it, old man Zangetsu!
Hitsugaya
No~~~o wa~~~~ay *comes*
Don't blame me if you freeze to death.
All right, you just watch what happens next.
You can punish me any way you like afterwards.
Just like I told you.
Che, he is powerful.
Hey you, my gigai is not a dress up doll.
It's not Toushiro, it's Captain Hitsugaya.
I won't tell anyone, just quit now.
Don't regret it later.
Just what happened here?
Now you're done Ichimaru.
What exactly are you after.
I can't take this anymore.
Hey. Hey. I'm busy too.
I told you if you ever made Sega bleed, I'd kill you myself (for shits and giggles)
Bleach wii. so this is what everyone is so excited about. (for shits and giggles)
Kenpachi
Such Elation!
What better way to spend one's days.
Huh, something's missing.
This is the ultimate.
I love it.
Here we go! *laughs manically*
Renji
Right there! And again!
Because you're slower than me.
You're nothing much.
C'mon, you enjoy giving it your all, didn't you?
Hey ... what did you expect?
What? Is that all?
I-it had nothing to do with you.
What's wrong with me wearing this uniform?
I'm gonna give it my all, Hisagi.
Byakuya
I cannot indulge as an average person.
Your next move will shorten your life.
Ichigo Kurosaki, you have reached your limit.
Turn away now or you'll shorten your life, Ukitake.
You shall regret making me fall to my knee.
Carve it into that body.
Surely you do not think we are on a first name basis.
Rukia
Mine!
Not yet. That was just practice, this is the real one.
Now that's more like it.
It cannot be helped. I'll let you go this time.
Orihime
Ow
Had enough?
Oh right ... let's try it once more.
It didn't work?
Rangiku
Prepare yourself.
I'll put you out of your misery.
*whines* aw, I'm beat, we don't have to keep going, do we?
*sigh* What are you going to do?
Oh, I see. Well, then goodbye.
I have no choice but to use force.
Momo
Not yet.
*gasps* ah, that's ...
Well, Toushiro, I'm not that bad.
This feels weird.
*giggles* how's that? Not bad, huh?
Renji, I won't go easy on you.
Shuu-chan, here I come.
*wimper* it's not working.
It can't be helped.
Whatever happens, don't blame me.
Could I stay with you a little longer (Captain Sega)
Kira
Can you still stand?
You can't get away.
Alright. One more time.
I am such a failure.
Hanataro
I hope this hits.
I can do it too.
I wonder what happened.
O-one more time.
*sigh of relief* oh thank goo- I ...uh ... um ... I mean, nothing.
I couldn't do it after all.
No! Please stop!
It's not doing anything.
This must be some mistake.
Captain Kurotsuchi? Why me?
Are you sure you want to do this
Ganju. L-let's not get violent.
I don't know if I can do this.
Er, is this some kind of joke?
This isn't a dream, is it?
Yes, I did it.
Do we really have to do this?
Uh, can we, um, just forget about this.
Alright, I'm going for it.
I can do it!
Where do I put my zanpakuto?
You want some medicine?
Bleach wii ... try to win with me, I really hate dying. (for shits and giggles)
Ikkkau
I won't let you get away, Hanataro
Well you lasted longer than I thought you would.
Komamura
Enough talk.
That will end it.
I cannot back down now.
Shuuhei
That all you got?
Get in my way and I'll show you what I got.
Too easy.
You won't get away.
Ready yourself.
There!
Gagagaga!
You're too slow.
Alright. That was just a warm up.
Now's the real thing.
Yoruichi
Is it over already?
You have guts, I'll give you that.
Come to your senses, Ichigo.
You can't get away.
Easy, too easy.
You are such trouble.
The next time won't be the same.
Isn't this fun.
Oh, very good, very good.
What's the matter Soi Fon, come at me.
Let me see your Bankai.
Time to practice.
Well, at least it was a way to kill some time.
Hmmm, this is getting interesting.
What, are you asleep over there.
Come, Ichigo.
Alright, here we go.
Now that was enjoyable, indeed.
It's been a long time, little Sega (for shits and giggles)
The Bleach wii remote is an important tool used by the stealth force (for shits and giggles)
Soi Fon
How disappointing.
You are not worth the effort.
Next time I won't be caught off guard.
No, Madame Yoruichi, why? (very gaspy)
Sur-Surely you jest Madame Yoruichi.
Yes, Madame Yoruichi.
Don't get cocky.
It's Sega, Madame Yoruichi (for shits and giggles)
Don't move. If you move even one muscle, I'll kill you in an instant with this wii remote (for shits and giggles)
enjoy the crack and let's have some fun.