Been a while...
Look! An update!
I've been busy.
Bought presents for people ^_^ (spent lots of cash T_T but a lot less than Amanda ^^;; (she got her mom Yanni tickets))
Wrote a silly poem
Warning: Following poem may contain nuts. Namely Holly and David, aka Mysia and Kane respectivly.
Mysia's Title: A Frodo Christmas
Kane's Title: A Merry and Pippin Christmas
by Mysia Ri and Kane
Disclaimer:
We own this idea and some of the words
At least the ones that are frankly absurd
Lord of the Rings, Mario Kart, X-men oh yes
And the poem that started all of this mess.
Those aren't ours, we just borrowed them for a bit
And now hope their creators won't have a fit.
Steal this and you will wish you had not
Cause Me and Kane will see you are caught.
Otherwise note that we mean to offend none
Please remember this was all done in fun.
So sit back and enjoy our strange tale
I'll be waiting tonight for all the hate mail.
Thank you and enjoy.
T'was the night before Christmas and all the Shire,
Not a creature was stirring except for the friar!
Friar: **belch**
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Merry: Wait a tic...How can we have stockings when we don't even wear shoes?
Pippin: It's just an expression.
Merry: Even so, how do you explain it?
Pippin: *sigh* Well it would be rather silly to hang our underwear
In hopes that St. Gandalf soon would be there.
Merry: ::under his breath:: He's not a Saint, he's a wizard!
Sam and Frodo were tucked all sung in their beds
While visions of Ringwraiths danced in their heads.
*Frodo screams from off camera*
Pippin: Wait, that's not a nice thing to be dreaming about at christmas time!
Merry: What would you rather they be dreaming of?
Pippin: I dunno... maybe pints?
Merry: ...
Pippin: It's a nice thought.
And Legolas in his 'kerchif and Aragron in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
Merry: The Slash fans'll have a field day with that one.
Pippin: Who do you think's writing this crap?
*****
Mysia: Woo! Slash fans!
Kane: *points gun at the back of her head* I'm NOT a slash fan!
Mysia: Never said I was trying to appease You!
*****
When out in the town square there arose such a clatter,
Sam sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: *sigh* Now what?
Sam: You need to come see this!
Frodo: Is it a Ringwraith?
Sam: No.
Frodo: The Eye of Sauron?
Sam: No.
Frodo: A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose?
Sam: What?
Frodo: Nothing.
Sam: And now for something completely different.
**Elijah Wood, PLEASE don't kill us! Sincerly, Kane.***
Away to the window he flew like a Ringwraith-
Frodo: ::Straggling Sam:: ENOUGH WITH THE RINGWRAITHS!
Sam: But Mr. Frodo, I'm not narrating this! Merry and Pippin are!
*****
Mysia: ... ... ... What rhymes with Ringwraith?
Kane: .. I don't think anything really does...
Mysia: ... ... ...Screw it.
*****
He threw open the window and suddenly lost faith.
*****
Kane: Faith from Buffy?
Mysia: ::Whacks Kane on the head::
*****
The moon was blocked out by a terrible sight,
That shadowed the earth like a dark moonless night.
When what to his Hobbity eyes should unfold
But an astroid labeled M, what a terror to behold!
With a manic young driver so livly and crazy
He knew in an instant it must be Princess Daisy
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
Gandalf: Why am I holding this blue, winged shell?
*****
Mysia: Gah! Stop playing Mario Cart, You're distracting me!
Kane: Comeon, you know you want to be gunner. ::waggles other controler::
*****
More rapid than Ringwraiths, the courses they came
Legolas: ::picks up an arrow:: Stop mentioning those foul demons before Frodo kills us all!
And they whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Shadowfax! Now Pyro!
Now Sabertooth and Asfaloth!
On Gollum! On Gimli!
Gimli: I'm a Dwarf, not a horse!
On Boromir!
Boromir: Why must I be made to suffer more?
and Shelob...aloth...
Merry: Isn't that cheating?
Pippin: ::whacks him on the head.
*****
Kane: Shelobs you yeah yeah yeah.
Mysia: LOL
*****
To the top of the Shire!
To the top of the hill!
Now land us right there!
Atop of Faith Hill!"
As Ringwraiths that before the raging river fly
when they meet with water horses, mount to the sky
LotR cast: ENOUGH WITH THE RINGWRAITHS!
Kane: ::armed:: Make us.
So up to the hill-top, the courses they flew,
With an astriod, a princess, and St. Gandalf too.
Merry: He's not a saint, he's a wizard.
Pippin: But wouldn't you call him a saint when he was white?
Merry: ...I don't know...
Gandalf: No
And then in a twinkling, The Hobbits heard a shrill yelp
As the meteorite landed gently atop a poor whelp.
*squish*
TV announcer: Due to technical difficulties beyond out control, Faith Hill's performance at the shire has been canceled.
As they drew in their heads, their faces alight with laugher
Gandalf entered their home and banged his head on a rafter.
Gandalf: OW!!!!
*****
Mysia: Kane, what do you think of...WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Kane: Playing Metroid Fusion, what's it look like?
*****
He donned a red robe-
Kane: And a red helm to match ::is hit with a coaster::
from his head to his foot,
Merry: Which foot?
Pippin: ::hits him on the head::
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot
Gandolf: Sorry all... Ran into another Balrog on the way here.
A bundle of explosives he had flung on his back
Gandolf: I'm watching you two very closely this time *directed towards Merry and Pippin*
Merry & Pippin: Who, us?
And he looked like a Ringwraith opening his pack.
*arrow flies out of nowhere*
Mysia: Ow! My Mouse hand!
His eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
Merry: What?
Pippin: Shhhhh
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
Gandalf: Do I look like your garden varity wizard?
His old man mouth was drawn up like an elf's long bow,
And his beard was as grey as the asteroid's glow
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
Merry: Look! Now it's a dragon!
Sam: And now it's a Pony!
Pippin: OOooo! That one looks like a Ringwraith!
Frodo: ::screams and strangles Pippin::
Following him was Princess Daisy, looking quite mad
She had hit a bus and lost her last race by a tad.
Daisy: Hi I'm Daisy!
WHAM!
Mysia: And that's a bus!
Together they made quite a strange sight
And Frodo and Sam laughed till their faces were bright.
With a wave of his staff, Gandalf hit each in stride
And they knew the old wizard would not abide
He spoke many words as he finished his work
Gandalf: mumble mutter Hobbits...mutter elves...humans...blah blah blah car insurance...secrets mutter mumble Ringwraith
Frodo: **twitch**
And filed each smelly stocking and turned with a lurch
Lurch: Eeeeeeeeh
Gomez: Smashing ^__^
And Daisy, laying a finger below her right eye
Stuck out her tongue and then waved bye bye
Daisy: Bye! I'm Daisy!
Sam: Yes...you mentioned that already...
Frodo: **twitch twitch**
They sprang to the sliegh asteroid and Daisy pulled out her zat
"Now get your butts moving or I'll give you a taste of that!"
And all heard them exclaim as they flew out of veiw:
"Hi I'm Daisy! Merry Christmas to you!"
Sam: Finally that's over. ::picks up a present: Hey! Mr. Frodo! You got a package!
Frodo: ::Snaps out of it:: Really? Let's see it then! ::opens gift::
Ring: Remember me?
Frodo: ::screams and runs out of the Hobbit hole::
Sam: ::cries:: Poor Mr. Frodo.
Legolas: Do you mind keeping it down out here? We're trying to sleep.
*****
Mysia: Hooray for slash!
Kane: ::bangs head into nearest wall::
*There's a 2nd version with David's sister's comments too, but it's not where I am :p
Got presents from people +__+
Melissa: Christmas Tree Peeps and 1/2 a set of PJs (red with dice on them and should come with a warning telling to to never wear the top and bottom together because it's so loud that Japan calls and tells you to turn it down >.< but it's still cute)
David: 1/2 a set of PJs (see above), Fire Emblem (which Melissa doesn't need to know about) and an Ocarina of Time (which I know absolutly nothing about ^______~)
Mom: A Bad Dog sweater (maroon/burgandy with a zipper that gose down about a 1/4 of the way from the neck and has pockets ^_^), a fossil watch that writes what I believe (from the word "happiness" below the 6 o'clock area on the watch face) is the character for happiness AND have the Japanese characters for 12, 3, and 9 (We're sorry, but due to arogant bastards the number "6" has been replaced with the brand name of your watch so you never forget who made it!), and a little cutesy sign that says "I live in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here". I also got an IOU from santa (:p)
Danny (of all people): Final Fantasy 1&2: Dawn of Souls
Amanda: The COMPLETE boxset of /hack Sign! ^_^ complete with nifty pins ^__^, the collector's box of DNAngel (has vol 1, but comes in a box for the rest of them ^_^), and Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memory (Melissa can bite me as I got THREE video games for Chirstmas ^_^)
Dad and Yvonne: A popcorn tin. Polar Express CD ^_^. Sherek 2 ^__^. Some candles. A Best Buy Gift card for $25...oh and 3 Wal-Mart Gift Cards totaling $55!!!!! w00t-ness!
Visited/ing home and Amanda (currently at my Dad's house, which is near the massive sink hole)
Going back to college starting January 9th (Finally! 10 more credits till UNCC! w00t-ness!)
Classes: Intro to programming and Logic, OS Windows, World Civ I, and General Anthropology (don't ask me why. World Religions was taken as usual and I was getting desperate :sweatdrop:
And I bought some yummy things that I have trouble finding in NC. Goya crackers. Banana chips. Turron (really really yummy Spanish treat that taste almondy. Hmmmm). Got me some Gamboy Advance SP compatable headphones ^_^. And I have a check for $3000 ^__^. That's happy. That means I can pay off the school and have like $200 to spare. w00t.
Lots of stuff.
Need to buy more stuff tomorrow. Like soda and juice that I can drink. My dad has beer (that he can't even drink cause he has to take an anti-coagulate now for a heart thing. Forget what he called it), flat soda, some Mountain Dew rip off crap, and water. Blargh T_T.
I've been busy.
Bought presents for people ^_^ (spent lots of cash T_T but a lot less than Amanda ^^;; (she got her mom Yanni tickets))
Wrote a silly poem
Warning: Following poem may contain nuts. Namely Holly and David, aka Mysia and Kane respectivly.
Mysia's Title: A Frodo Christmas
Kane's Title: A Merry and Pippin Christmas
by Mysia Ri and Kane
Disclaimer:
We own this idea and some of the words
At least the ones that are frankly absurd
Lord of the Rings, Mario Kart, X-men oh yes
And the poem that started all of this mess.
Those aren't ours, we just borrowed them for a bit
And now hope their creators won't have a fit.
Steal this and you will wish you had not
Cause Me and Kane will see you are caught.
Otherwise note that we mean to offend none
Please remember this was all done in fun.
So sit back and enjoy our strange tale
I'll be waiting tonight for all the hate mail.
Thank you and enjoy.
T'was the night before Christmas and all the Shire,
Not a creature was stirring except for the friar!
Friar: **belch**
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Merry: Wait a tic...How can we have stockings when we don't even wear shoes?
Pippin: It's just an expression.
Merry: Even so, how do you explain it?
Pippin: *sigh* Well it would be rather silly to hang our underwear
In hopes that St. Gandalf soon would be there.
Merry: ::under his breath:: He's not a Saint, he's a wizard!
Sam and Frodo were tucked all sung in their beds
While visions of Ringwraiths danced in their heads.
*Frodo screams from off camera*
Pippin: Wait, that's not a nice thing to be dreaming about at christmas time!
Merry: What would you rather they be dreaming of?
Pippin: I dunno... maybe pints?
Merry: ...
Pippin: It's a nice thought.
And Legolas in his 'kerchif and Aragron in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
Merry: The Slash fans'll have a field day with that one.
Pippin: Who do you think's writing this crap?
*****
Mysia: Woo! Slash fans!
Kane: *points gun at the back of her head* I'm NOT a slash fan!
Mysia: Never said I was trying to appease You!
*****
When out in the town square there arose such a clatter,
Sam sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: *sigh* Now what?
Sam: You need to come see this!
Frodo: Is it a Ringwraith?
Sam: No.
Frodo: The Eye of Sauron?
Sam: No.
Frodo: A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose?
Sam: What?
Frodo: Nothing.
Sam: And now for something completely different.
**Elijah Wood, PLEASE don't kill us! Sincerly, Kane.***
Away to the window he flew like a Ringwraith-
Frodo: ::Straggling Sam:: ENOUGH WITH THE RINGWRAITHS!
Sam: But Mr. Frodo, I'm not narrating this! Merry and Pippin are!
*****
Mysia: ... ... ... What rhymes with Ringwraith?
Kane: .. I don't think anything really does...
Mysia: ... ... ...Screw it.
*****
He threw open the window and suddenly lost faith.
*****
Kane: Faith from Buffy?
Mysia: ::Whacks Kane on the head::
*****
The moon was blocked out by a terrible sight,
That shadowed the earth like a dark moonless night.
When what to his Hobbity eyes should unfold
But an astroid labeled M, what a terror to behold!
With a manic young driver so livly and crazy
He knew in an instant it must be Princess Daisy
Daisy: Hi! I'm Daisy!
Gandalf: Why am I holding this blue, winged shell?
*****
Mysia: Gah! Stop playing Mario Cart, You're distracting me!
Kane: Comeon, you know you want to be gunner. ::waggles other controler::
*****
More rapid than Ringwraiths, the courses they came
Legolas: ::picks up an arrow:: Stop mentioning those foul demons before Frodo kills us all!
And they whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Shadowfax! Now Pyro!
Now Sabertooth and Asfaloth!
On Gollum! On Gimli!
Gimli: I'm a Dwarf, not a horse!
On Boromir!
Boromir: Why must I be made to suffer more?
and Shelob...aloth...
Merry: Isn't that cheating?
Pippin: ::whacks him on the head.
*****
Kane: Shelobs you yeah yeah yeah.
Mysia: LOL
*****
To the top of the Shire!
To the top of the hill!
Now land us right there!
Atop of Faith Hill!"
As Ringwraiths that before the raging river fly
when they meet with water horses, mount to the sky
LotR cast: ENOUGH WITH THE RINGWRAITHS!
Kane: ::armed:: Make us.
So up to the hill-top, the courses they flew,
With an astriod, a princess, and St. Gandalf too.
Merry: He's not a saint, he's a wizard.
Pippin: But wouldn't you call him a saint when he was white?
Merry: ...I don't know...
Gandalf: No
And then in a twinkling, The Hobbits heard a shrill yelp
As the meteorite landed gently atop a poor whelp.
*squish*
TV announcer: Due to technical difficulties beyond out control, Faith Hill's performance at the shire has been canceled.
As they drew in their heads, their faces alight with laugher
Gandalf entered their home and banged his head on a rafter.
Gandalf: OW!!!!
*****
Mysia: Kane, what do you think of...WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Kane: Playing Metroid Fusion, what's it look like?
*****
He donned a red robe-
Kane: And a red helm to match ::is hit with a coaster::
from his head to his foot,
Merry: Which foot?
Pippin: ::hits him on the head::
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot
Gandolf: Sorry all... Ran into another Balrog on the way here.
A bundle of explosives he had flung on his back
Gandolf: I'm watching you two very closely this time *directed towards Merry and Pippin*
Merry & Pippin: Who, us?
And he looked like a Ringwraith opening his pack.
*arrow flies out of nowhere*
Mysia: Ow! My Mouse hand!
His eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
Merry: What?
Pippin: Shhhhh
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
Gandalf: Do I look like your garden varity wizard?
His old man mouth was drawn up like an elf's long bow,
And his beard was as grey as the asteroid's glow
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
Merry: Look! Now it's a dragon!
Sam: And now it's a Pony!
Pippin: OOooo! That one looks like a Ringwraith!
Frodo: ::screams and strangles Pippin::
Following him was Princess Daisy, looking quite mad
She had hit a bus and lost her last race by a tad.
Daisy: Hi I'm Daisy!
WHAM!
Mysia: And that's a bus!
Together they made quite a strange sight
And Frodo and Sam laughed till their faces were bright.
With a wave of his staff, Gandalf hit each in stride
And they knew the old wizard would not abide
He spoke many words as he finished his work
Gandalf: mumble mutter Hobbits...mutter elves...humans...blah blah blah car insurance...secrets mutter mumble Ringwraith
Frodo: **twitch**
And filed each smelly stocking and turned with a lurch
Lurch: Eeeeeeeeh
Gomez: Smashing ^__^
And Daisy, laying a finger below her right eye
Stuck out her tongue and then waved bye bye
Daisy: Bye! I'm Daisy!
Sam: Yes...you mentioned that already...
Frodo: **twitch twitch**
They sprang to the sliegh asteroid and Daisy pulled out her zat
"Now get your butts moving or I'll give you a taste of that!"
And all heard them exclaim as they flew out of veiw:
"Hi I'm Daisy! Merry Christmas to you!"
Sam: Finally that's over. ::picks up a present: Hey! Mr. Frodo! You got a package!
Frodo: ::Snaps out of it:: Really? Let's see it then! ::opens gift::
Ring: Remember me?
Frodo: ::screams and runs out of the Hobbit hole::
Sam: ::cries:: Poor Mr. Frodo.
Legolas: Do you mind keeping it down out here? We're trying to sleep.
*****
Mysia: Hooray for slash!
Kane: ::bangs head into nearest wall::
*There's a 2nd version with David's sister's comments too, but it's not where I am :p
Got presents from people +__+
Melissa: Christmas Tree Peeps and 1/2 a set of PJs (red with dice on them and should come with a warning telling to to never wear the top and bottom together because it's so loud that Japan calls and tells you to turn it down >.< but it's still cute)
David: 1/2 a set of PJs (see above), Fire Emblem (which Melissa doesn't need to know about) and an Ocarina of Time (which I know absolutly nothing about ^______~)
Mom: A Bad Dog sweater (maroon/burgandy with a zipper that gose down about a 1/4 of the way from the neck and has pockets ^_^), a fossil watch that writes what I believe (from the word "happiness" below the 6 o'clock area on the watch face) is the character for happiness AND have the Japanese characters for 12, 3, and 9 (We're sorry, but due to arogant bastards the number "6" has been replaced with the brand name of your watch so you never forget who made it!), and a little cutesy sign that says "I live in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here". I also got an IOU from santa (:p)
Danny (of all people): Final Fantasy 1&2: Dawn of Souls
Amanda: The COMPLETE boxset of /hack Sign! ^_^ complete with nifty pins ^__^, the collector's box of DNAngel (has vol 1, but comes in a box for the rest of them ^_^), and Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memory (Melissa can bite me as I got THREE video games for Chirstmas ^_^)
Dad and Yvonne: A popcorn tin. Polar Express CD ^_^. Sherek 2 ^__^. Some candles. A Best Buy Gift card for $25...oh and 3 Wal-Mart Gift Cards totaling $55!!!!! w00t-ness!
Visited/ing home and Amanda (currently at my Dad's house, which is near the massive sink hole)
Going back to college starting January 9th (Finally! 10 more credits till UNCC! w00t-ness!)
Classes: Intro to programming and Logic, OS Windows, World Civ I, and General Anthropology (don't ask me why. World Religions was taken as usual and I was getting desperate :sweatdrop:
And I bought some yummy things that I have trouble finding in NC. Goya crackers. Banana chips. Turron (really really yummy Spanish treat that taste almondy. Hmmmm). Got me some Gamboy Advance SP compatable headphones ^_^. And I have a check for $3000 ^__^. That's happy. That means I can pay off the school and have like $200 to spare. w00t.
Lots of stuff.
Need to buy more stuff tomorrow. Like soda and juice that I can drink. My dad has beer (that he can't even drink cause he has to take an anti-coagulate now for a heart thing. Forget what he called it), flat soda, some Mountain Dew rip off crap, and water. Blargh T_T.