Feed the birds, poppins a pound.
So Fetish Night was pretty much fun. Except for only being hit on by creepy old man that slapped and grabbed my ass which was gross, and being propositioned by chicks, only to find out they needed a third wheel for their swinger sessions. Double gross. But dancing was fun. Drinking was fun. Checking out hot chicks with their shirts off was fun. Denny's was the best. I kept calling this old lady Joan Rivers because she looked exactly like her. And this old guy across the way had a big boner. I almost died and peed myself at the same time because I couldn't stop staring and pointing and laughing. I'm a very loud drunk, I must say. Next time I'm going to get a fire and a knife massage. It looked hella cool. Tonight I'm going to Tepanaki's with Jillian from work. We are going to dine on sushi and yakisoba. Sounds delicious. 3 more days til Jackie, my love. Loads of fun planned. Late.