Look! I twitter! I'm cool now!

[myselftheliar]

So if I've already Twittered does it mean I've Twat?

• 09:19 Wish I could fly to work. I am weary of the drudgery of walking, forever tethered to the earth. #
• 10:08 I have a brilliant yet dastardly plan on how to take over the world. It involves pitch correction and newfangled music machines. Bwahahahaha #

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