Look! I twitter! I'm cool now!

[myselftheliar]

So if I've already Twittered does it mean I've Twat?

• 00:06 So if I leave Boston for a weekend, apparently I stop existing. Good to know, I suppose. #
• 07:34 Slept four hours. Am I dead? I'd rather be dreaming. #

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