I hate violence, but drugs ARE bad.

[myselfisnotyou]

So i just saw the sweetest movie of all time.  Grandmas Boy, buy it.  Steal it.  I dont care, its effing funny and everyone must watch it.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.
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Alex: Every hear of a dog?
Dante: You can get past a dog... nobody fucks with a lion!
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Dante: Dude, were you do you buy your pot?
Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante.
Dante: Oh... THAT'S RIGHT! Hey, Mr. Cheezle!