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Tricks, Traps and Pitfalls
"If you could date any of my friends who would it be? I wont be mad."
"Do you think my mom is hot? I wont be mad"
"Where were you? If you were with (insert name of a girl friend here) i wont be mad, i just want to know"
"You don’t have to hang out with me Saturday, you can hang out with the guys if you want too, i wont be mad"
"Tell me what you did with your friends last night, I wont be mad"
"Would you like me better if my hair was a different color?"
And the all time worst trap EVER
"DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS?"
Some of the time this is a legitimate question, and we just want to know, but it doesn’t matter. Always, Always, Always, Always say we look beautiful in EVERYTHING.
But if we do look fat, say something like "You look really super hot, in fact i might just rape you if you don’t go change... go put on (insert detailed description of your favorite outfit she wears)"
I’m really here to just help you guys out. Trust me.
"If you could date any of my friends who would it be? I wont be mad."
"Do you think my mom is hot? I wont be mad"
"Where were you? If you were with (insert name of a girl friend here) i wont be mad, i just want to know"
"You don’t have to hang out with me Saturday, you can hang out with the guys if you want too, i wont be mad"
"Tell me what you did with your friends last night, I wont be mad"
"Would you like me better if my hair was a different color?"
And the all time worst trap EVER
"DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS?"
Some of the time this is a legitimate question, and we just want to know, but it doesn’t matter. Always, Always, Always, Always say we look beautiful in EVERYTHING.
But if we do look fat, say something like "You look really super hot, in fact i might just rape you if you don’t go change... go put on (insert detailed description of your favorite outfit she wears)"
I’m really here to just help you guys out. Trust me.