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Uh...apparently the guy who puked on me broke up with his boyfriend, and now wants me to go on vacation with him.
Why not? It's not like I'm gettin' any here, so I'm off to some sunny location for a few days, getting tanned with the REAL sun and hoping that I won't get skin cancer!
Congratulations to all of you mothers...er...fathers...well, you know what I mean!
Why not? It's not like I'm gettin' any here, so I'm off to some sunny location for a few days, getting tanned with the REAL sun and hoping that I won't get skin cancer!
Congratulations to all of you mothers...er...fathers...well, you know what I mean!