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Marta and I were talking about dEUS today, in German class. We were bored. Yes. That's right. BORED. How very unusual of us. Anyway, she said she had had a hard time downloading some songs, only to realise, a little too late, that her father had all the albums upstairs. So she said, "I had such a hard time finding God and he was just upstairs all along!" (God = dEUS, see, it makes sense). And I wrote that down in my type 2 handwriting. Because, yes, I have 2 types of handwriting. The neat clear one, the one I usually use, and the every-letter-looks-the-same one. So when Marta tried to read what I'd written, she read: "I had suck a laid time fucking God, and love was just upstream all along.".
Other funny quotes were Marta saying "Fuck me. Fuck me.. WITH THIS PENCIL! *shows pencil*".
And Marta saying "You can't forget me!" and me replying "Who the fuck are you?" and Marta again "huh?".
And she even said, "You're not saying anything? Then why do I hear sound coming out of my ears? ... mouth ... yours ...".