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mys_undoing

I'm sick. Again.

Jun 09, 2005 22:07

How can I possibly get sick when it's 90 degrees out and I'm stuck indoors with air conditioning all day? HOW ( Read more... )

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magictoymissing June 10 2005, 06:35:43 UTC

Blah, I keep getting cramps everywhere, stomachaches, and my penis feels like people jab needles into it. I know how you feel.

You stop looking good, goddamnit! You're making me feel ugly.

I have a theory that people get less awesome and stupider as they grow up. When you are a fetus, you have the most brain cells you will ever have. Children come up with simple, brilliant solutions to things.

Therefore, I will never grow up.

mys_undoing June 10 2005, 10:00:54 UTC

I know! Let's go to Neverland (the one in the sky, not Michael Jackson's house)!!!

magictoymissing June 10 2005, 10:06:53 UTC

That is the best idea ever. We will find a flying pirate ship, get some friends and 120-proof alcohol, and go look for Neverland.

Alternatively, we can take Michael Jackson's house after he's evicted.

ps we should call each other today. i'll call, if you want.

mys_undoing June 10 2005, 10:47:51 UTC

I haven't called anyone in 3 years: not allowed to use the phone and all that.

:( Sorry.

magictoymissing June 10 2005, 11:12:58 UTC

Ah, that's OK. Parents can be sucky.

Besides, I'm perfectly content to talk to you online. :)

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