162. "I never thought I'd say this, but...
[Posted on various blogs that members of the X-Men and X-Corps are known to frequent]
Much talk has been circulating the various news waves of the world over why the former Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers dropped the Summers from her name. Speculation has been running rampant that the frigid woman known as the White Queen caused a tumultuous break-up and that Ms. Grey was hiding out in some ill begotten town crying her eyes out. I assure you, that is far from the truth. Ms. Grey could hardly care what the pathetic excuse for a husband is doing or whom for that matter (besides, she's much more apt to cry over the loss of her once passionate relationship with Ms. Frost than the stagnant one she left involving Mr. Summers).
You inept breed of fools are missing the point entirely. The journalism organization should try focusing on the matters at hand, such as the fact that Magneto, a terrorist who will stop at nothing until the eradication of humans occurs, destroyed a vital area in downtown Brussels. Instead, you have harped on about mutant relationships. I am making it my focal point for this year to make sure the self proclaimed Master of Magnetism is stopped in these fruitless endeavors and that he shall be put down like the rabid dog that he is. Perhaps, the rest of the world should endeavor to do the same instead of focusing on the soap opera-ish aspects you've begun to incorporate into your diatribes. Continue this and all you accomplish is proving every asinine comment Magneto has ever proclaimed.
R. D.
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Mystique looked over the e-mail one more time, unable to believe she was even trying to reason with humans, hit send and slipped out of the mansion, flipping the building off as she drove away, pleased to finally leave behind the guise of playing nicely with these foolish dreamers.
Much talk has been circulating the various news waves of the world over why the former Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers dropped the Summers from her name. Speculation has been running rampant that the frigid woman known as the White Queen caused a tumultuous break-up and that Ms. Grey was hiding out in some ill begotten town crying her eyes out. I assure you, that is far from the truth. Ms. Grey could hardly care what the pathetic excuse for a husband is doing or whom for that matter (besides, she's much more apt to cry over the loss of her once passionate relationship with Ms. Frost than the stagnant one she left involving Mr. Summers).
You inept breed of fools are missing the point entirely. The journalism organization should try focusing on the matters at hand, such as the fact that Magneto, a terrorist who will stop at nothing until the eradication of humans occurs, destroyed a vital area in downtown Brussels. Instead, you have harped on about mutant relationships. I am making it my focal point for this year to make sure the self proclaimed Master of Magnetism is stopped in these fruitless endeavors and that he shall be put down like the rabid dog that he is. Perhaps, the rest of the world should endeavor to do the same instead of focusing on the soap opera-ish aspects you've begun to incorporate into your diatribes. Continue this and all you accomplish is proving every asinine comment Magneto has ever proclaimed.
R. D.
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Mystique looked over the e-mail one more time, unable to believe she was even trying to reason with humans, hit send and slipped out of the mansion, flipping the building off as she drove away, pleased to finally leave behind the guise of playing nicely with these foolish dreamers.