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[myrtleruthsays]

Well this weekend was pretty good.. despite working an 8 hr shift on Saturday I cleaned all morning.. and I mean clean, my room and bathroom. Ok, so I still have about 10 loads of laundry to do, but at least I scrubbed the tub. I also had to explain to Lucky why cleaning the shower while you're taking a shower is more efficient. I vacuumed, which is always an orgasmic experience, and ran the dish washer... because actually hand washing dishes is something I refuse to do until I'm married. At this point, I'll learn how to iron also. I spent most of Sunday shopping around for home decor stuff.. I want nice things damnit! Freakin champagne tastes on a beer budget. F that. So it was pretty chill, I was supposed to take my mom and ralph to dinner but ralph was sick so we didnt go. Enter Mark. I paid a visit to the king of retarded video games, yea i said it... get a cool game bitch. That man is intense about some video games, I asked him if he wanted to bone and got turned down, i got turned down for... a video game... where this dudes, mom is his sister too. Yea, exactly.. whatever.. Speaking of moms, Marks mom gave me a hug. The importance of this hug is that i was sitting down and she was standing up, meaning her boobs were all up on me (don't be jealous boys who know how hot marks mom is) She should be in that ebaums video... I went home and watched Desperate Housewives and dreamed my dreams of wifedom. That show is starting to piss me off with all their reruns though. Then I got a text from Kevin at like 11... at which point I was in bed. Why do people wait til you're in bed to wanna hang out? The kid was desperate for some chill time though so I let him come over on the terms that he didn't wake up my room mate... which... he definately did. fucker! i forgave him for waking her up but not for being a republican, which promptly got him kicked out.. jk, i just made him wear a john kerry button while he was there as repentance. After an hour or so of talking about his parents getting a divorce (imagine you're best friends with your mom and then she just up and leaves) he went home, hopefully feeling a little bit better. I like to think i can take everyone's pain away...especially my friends, one day I'll learn that i can't.. until then I'll keep trying though, I hope no one minds.

OH .. weirdest moment of the weekend! Pete called me but it wasn't Pete it was Jeb...they are in a band together now, yea, tell me about it, how the hell did that happen?! It's a small world. Well I think I'm gonna go check out their show on Saturday if i don't have to stay for my on call and VS.. @ the Lighthouse, 6:30? I think. more the merrier!