Snitched from--quite a few people on my flist.
1. Take out your iPod, or your mp3 playing device. Put it on shuffle play.
2. You have to decide if each song is a positive one in terms of survival (songs like Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" or anything that directly references survival, escape or something like that counts double, even something by Survivor, but I reserve the right to laugh at you), or a negative one in terms of survival (Songs by the Zombies, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, about zombies or death or whatnot count double); if you really can't judge the song, just take it as a pass and it does nothing either way for your chances for survival-remember this is entirely up to you to judge.
3. Keep going until you get five songs one way or the other. Five surviving songs means you lived. Five not-surviving songs means you food.
1) "instruments of Destruction" by NRG
Erm, yah, I think that's a beeg zombie win right there. >.>
Zombies: 2
Me: 0
2) "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
Well, it seems safe, so, one for me?
Zombies: 2
Me: 1
3) "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull
I'll write on your tombstone, ``I thank you for dinner."
AAAH, Yah...that seems kinda zombie-ish. I doubt they could write, though...
Zombies: 3
Me: 1
4) "Cows with Guns" by Bob Rivers
I think even zombies would be wary of weaponed bovines...*sneaks behind cows*
Zombies: 3
Me: 2
5) "Get it On" by Bill Chase
Erm, neither....
Zombies: 3
Me: 2
6) "Living in the Past" by Jethro Tull
Living is pretty positive to me, even if it is in the past.
Zombies: 3
Me: 3
7) "Dare" by Stan Bush
You can win if you dare!
Definitely positive.
Zombies: 3
Me: 4
8) "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
Not exactly positive, this one.
Zombies: 4
Me: 4
9) "Brightest and Best" by Kathy Mattea
Definitely positive. Wait, didn't I say that with another song? Besides, it conjures images of fluffy angel dragons of the purest white... (>.>)
Zombies: 4
Me: 5
Close ^.^;;