Mar 11, 2005 22:07
SIGNS YOU MIGHT HAVE BAD KARMA:
1. You accidentally die all your clothes pink in a laundry mishap. Pink is your least favorite color.
2. While petting a dog at Petsmart, you discover he is urinating on your leg.
3.Your dad decides to move to Indianapolis (Anapolis, Indianapolis, what's the difference). This renders you unable to go to your favorite city.
4. While typing up your English paper, Microsoft Word decides to shut downon a whim, and you must start all over again.
5. In trying to lift your dog up on the trampoline so he can experience it's bouncy ecstasy, you pull a butt muscle. It hurts for days. 6. 'Tis a secret- Ani knows.
SIGNS YOU MIGHT HAVE GOOD KARMA:
1. THe picknik actually works.
2. A friend gives you an extra copy of his Chilli Pepper cd.
3. Your mom says you can temporariliy dye your hair pink.
4. You get this new toothpaste that is the best toothpaste ever and makes your mouth hurt from being so clean.